A Knight’s Tale

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A Knight’s Tale

Synopsis: A peasant turns into a knight.

It was kinda cheesy with the guy from Dark City and his one eye that goes every which way but straight being a big jerk in the movie while trying to woo the girl that looked like Lisa Bonet’s little sister. She doesn’t fall for that! She likes the n00b wannabe knight who only wants to compete in jousting.

Through parts of it, I felt like I was watching a renaissance festival. The sets were very cheesy looking. Still it wasn’t that bad yet until that dance scene at the banquet. Then the movie just turned lame lame lame. They started doing Riverdance and modern dance stuff. The music was horrible and oh god. Stupid movie.

Rating: D-

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