Oct 31 2004

Van Helsing

Category: 2004,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 7:57 pm

Hugh Jackman runs around Prague, er Transylvania, hunting Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolf Man.

I just watched this movie. I thought it was horrible! Dracula's wives were beyond annoying. One of them said, "Too bad, so sad" which made me say, "Did she really just say 'too bad, so sad'?" There were too many lines where I asked if they seriously just said what they just said.

Other times, I would say "Oh god, really?" Ugggg. I heard this movie had bad reviews, but I thought it would be a fun action movie. I didn't expect it to be beyond dumb.

I only liked the friar and Frankenstein. Oh and the DVD had bloopers. Those were amusing. Much better than the actual movie. Finally, I was very happy when the drama queen wives of Dracula were killed. Too bad it didn't happen sooner.

Rating: D