Apr 30 2006

Cryptonomicon

Category: Booksvelveetahead @ 11:54 am

Cryptonomicon

Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson

Epic novel weaving three generations of men and women with cracking code, WWII and encryption of data.

I have only barely begun reading this novel, but I thought I would come share two parts that I thought were hilarious. The copy I have is just over 900 pages and I have read 150 pages so far.

One day a couple of weeks later, as the two of them sat by a running stream in the woods above the Delaware Water Gap, Alan made some kind of outlandish proposal to Lawrence involving penises. It requireda great deal of methodical explanation, which Alan delivered with lots of blushing and stuttering. He was ever so polite, and several teimes emphasized that he was acutely aware that not everyone in the world was interested in that sort of thing.

Lawrence decided that he was probably not one of those people.

Alan seemed vastly impressed that Lawrence had paused to think about it at all and apologized for putting him out. They went directly back to a discussion of computing machines and their friendship continued unchanged. But on their next bicycle ride…they were joined by a new fellow, a German named Rudy von something-or-other.

Alan and Rudy’s relationship seemed closer, or at least more multlayered, than Alan and Lawrence’s. Lawrence concluded that Alan’s penis scheme must have finally found a taker.

Hilarious! That made me laugh outlound at the airport this past week. And here’s another part that I found funny. It made me laugh outloud on the airplane:

‘What advice do you, as the youngest American fighting man ever to win both the Navy Cross and the Silver Star, have for any young Marines on their way to Guadalcanal?’

Shaftoe doesn’t have to think very long. ‘Just kill the one with the sword first.’

‘Ah,’ Reagan says. ‘Smarrt–you target them because they’re officers, right?’

‘No, fuckhead!’ Shaftoe yells. ‘You kill ‘em because they’ve got fucking swords! You ever had anyone running at you waving a fucking sword?’


Apr 30 2006

New Food Network Shows

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:15 am

If you like watching shows on the Food Network, there are three premiere dates coming this summer. Two for the Road, which stars Bobby and Jaime Deen going cross-country visiting family-run restaurants, premieres on July 11th. Throwdown with Bobby Flay, which is a cook-off show with a weekly cuisine theme, premieres July 13th. Finally, on June 25th will debut a new cooking show starring the winner of the current The Next Food Network Star.


Apr 30 2006

Celebrity Cooking Showdown Meltdown

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:14 am

The weeklong airing of Celebrity Cooking Showdown didn’t even last a full week. After three days, NBC pulled it from the schedule. The Thursday night “final cook-off” can be viewed at nbc.com. It was thought that it might be a recurring series like Deal Or No Deal, but that idea was killed due to ratings or people tired of watching celebrities do random tasks on reality shows.


Apr 30 2006

Two FOX Shows for next season

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:13 am

FOX announced two new shows that have been picked up for next season before all the other stations announce their fall line-ups in mid-May. One show will be a sitcom called ‘Til Death starring Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond) and Eddie Kay Thomas (American Pie) as husbands at two very different points in their own marriages. The other show will be a serialized drama called Vanished about the disappearance of a senator’s wife.


Apr 30 2006

Battlestar Galactica Spin-Off

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:09 am

Sci Fi announced it will air Caprica, which is a spin-off of Battlestar Galactica that will take place 50 years prior to the original series. Producers from Battlestar, Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, will be executive producers. Sci Fi will also be developing a miniseries based on Enrich von Daniken’s best seller, Chariots of the Gods, as well as a reality series investigating supernatural mysteries called Destination Truth.


Apr 30 2006

NBC Dramas Renewed

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:01 am

NBC has renewed all three Law & Order shows for next season. Some speculated that the ratings had slipped enough for the original that it might not return, but it will be back for a 17th season. NBC also renewed Las Vegas, Crossing Jordan and Medium for next season too.


Apr 30 2006

A/E Renewals

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 11:00 am

A/E renewed Dog the Bounty Hunter, Intervention, The First 48, Inked and Criss Angel Mindfreak for next season.


Apr 30 2006

Big Love Renewed

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 10:57 am

HBO has renewed Big Love for a second season. In the ratings, it doesn’t have half of the ratings of lead-in The Sopranos, but it does pick up an additional 3 million viewers throughout the week when it reairs a million times on the channel.


Apr 30 2006

Gilmore Girls creators gone next season

Category: News,TVvelveetahead @ 10:41 am

Gilmore Girls will continue through its seventh season on the new CW network, but it will not continue on with its creators, married team Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino. They said they would continue if the CW promised at least two more seasons of the show, but the network would not promise anything past the next season. They were rumored to be offered $5 million to continue, but without that guarantee, they are leaving when their contracts expire after the end of this season, which just finished wrapping.


Apr 26 2006

Tomahawk: Tomahawk

Category: Bands,Musicvelveetahead @ 4:40 pm


Tomahawk
Released: October 30, 2001

Best songs: God Hates a Coward, Sweet Smell of Success, Cul de Sac

They released their first album in late 2001 on Mike Patton's newly formed record label Ipecac Records. It was recorded in Nashville, TN where Duane was living at the time. The album has an underlying western-type vibe to it, but it is still pretty straight-forward for Mike Patton. This is most likely due to the fact that the band is being led by Duane instead of Mike. There are some weird vocal noises here and there from Mike, but there aren't as many layers of sound like you would find in a Mr. Bungle song. It is closer to Faith No More in that aspect. Of course, my favorite songs on the album are the ones that don't sound so standard or straight-forward.


Mike Patton


Duane Denison

Song: Flashback
The music sounds like a pretty normal rock song, but it has the twisted lyrics of a guy getting hypnotized and remember how his dad treated him like a little girl when he was a boy. Twisted lyrics always improve a song.

Song: 101 North
The fun times of a carjacking hitchhiking killer. The song itself isn't too exciting in my opinion because the music is pretty repetitive The one part I really like about the song is throughout it, Mike is yelling "shut up!" I find it funny.

Song: Point and Click
Slower, rhythmic song with heavy breathing leading into the chorus. It is pretty similiar in sound to the previous song, but I think the breathing makes me like it more.

Song: God Hates a Coward
I love, love, love this song. It would be the one I save from a burning house. ;) It starts off with the slower, rhythmic pounding of the two previous songs, but then it just bursts into the chorus. The verses are sung through a megaphone. A much slower part is actually said very quietly without the megaphone, which is my favorite part of the song. It has the title of the song in it during that part. Then it is back to the megaphone. It also has the awesome lyrics, "Did you act like a fluffer? Yeah, ain't that enough?" That used to be a quote I had in my signature file.

Song: POP1
Very slow, sweet singing starts the song before the chorus kicks in really fast with the line, "This beat could win me a Grammy!" The next verse is sung super fast and you can barely understand what he is saying until he gets to the Grammy line. he's singing through the megaphone again. Besides the Grammy line, I have no idea what this song is about.

Song: Sweet Smell of Success
This used to be my favorite song on the album, before I decided I liked God Hates a Coward best. It will have to be my second favorite. It also starts out very slow with Mike dragging out words to just a guitar playing. It picks up slightly for the chorus, but is still pretty slow. I love his singing during the chorus. My favorite part is in the middle where it gets a little bit faster and has my favorite lyrics, "Playin' dominoes with tombstones/Found a graveyard in your drawer/Go and get yourself buried/'Cause your dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead." The end of that used to be another one of my signature quotes.

Song: Sir Yes Sir
This is a song that sounds like it could have been a Faith No More song–one of the songs on the later albums at least. It seems to be about military soliders in general, which you could probably guess that by the title.

Song: Jockstrap
It is a finger-snapping ditty that begins with lyrics about jockstraps and g-strings. It is hard to understand what he is saying most of the time since it is another megaphone song. The lyric pages that I can find are best guesses and I don't think they match what is actually being sung for the most part. If they do, I still can't figure it out.

Song: Cul de Sac
It has a little country twang to it along with what sounds like a xylaphone at the very beginning. I really like the way he sings this song so I enjoy it a lot, even though it is very short, like a cul de sac! =)

Song: Malocchio
He isn't singing through a megaphone, but he does sound like he is singing in a very empty room for most of the song until he is screaming "Chew it! Chew it!" over and over again. I was looking over the lyrics and it sounded like it was from the viewpoint of some rabid animal attacking its prey. I then wondered what the song title meant, so Google told me it means "Evil Eye" in Italian, which Mike Patton speaks fluently. I'm still not sure how that applies to the lyrics though.

Song: Honeymoon
Heavy bass line goes throughout the song with lyrics about a stalker (?) who kills someone else and then ends up in a mental institution all doped up possibly thinking that is their honeymoon.

Song: Laredo
Pretty standard-sounding rock song about an amateur trying to blackmail someone else while being extremely nervous. The chorus has the line of "The cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river," which is a line from some old black-and-white movie. I never knew it was from a movie, but one day while switching channels Jer and I stumbled across it right when a guy says it to another guy. We both said, "Hey!" and then looked at the movie title. I have since forgot the movie. I went searching for the movie and found it. It is a movie called Sweet Smell of Success from 1957. Funny thing is it has a line in the movie that says, "you're dead son. Get yourself buried." Ha!

Song: Narcosis
Instrumental that sounds like something that would be at the end of a cowboy movie.


Next Page »