Jul 13 2006

Real Men of Genius

Category: Intarwebvelveetahead @ 2:40 pm

If you haven’t ever heard the Bud Light commercials featuring Real Men of Genius or Real American Heroes, you have been missing out. They are the best radio commercials! I was given this link to all of the commercials. It is an excellent time waster. I just spent hours playing them all. Fabulous!

In case you don’t want to spend hours listening (even though you should), I have picked out my favorite ones!

Real Men of Genius

  • Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
  • Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
  • Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
  • Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
  • Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
  • Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
  • Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
  • Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
  • Mr. In the Car Nose Picker
  • Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
  • Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
  • Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
  • Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter (I almost started crying when I heard this one)
  • Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
  • Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic (in honor of Jim!)
  • Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
  • Mr. Airline Meal Chef
  • Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
  • Mr. Egg Nog Inventor
  • Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
  • Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy

Real American Heroes

  • Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
  • Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
  • Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
  • Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
  • Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer

2 Responses to “Real Men of Genius”

  1. Amy says:

    I feel that I must warn people to pace themselves on this site – I almost injured myself due to the amount of laughing.

  2. piraflambe says:

    really bad toupee wearer was hilarious also!

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