May 31 2007

Breach

Category: 2007,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 12:53 am

Breach

Directed: Billy Ray
Starring: Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney

Ryan Phillippe is a new FBI agent assigned to get to know Chris Cooper, who is a traitor selling secrets to Russia since 1985, but there is no proof.

Based on a true story, which I didn’t realize until the very end of the movie. Since this major breach of government security and treason took place in 2001, I would have thought it would have been major news. I don’t remember hearing anything about it.

The story begins with Ryan Phillipe’s character, Eric O’Neill, trying hard to move up the chain in the FBI. He is recruited to start watching and journaling everything Chris Cooper’s character, Robert Hanssen, does so they can have some evidence against him. Hanssen is smart though and knows how to hide things, as well as being very paranoid, which works for him.

The movie plot is pretty simple and short. The most interesting thing are the characters. Cooper’s character has so many unlikeable traits, yet he makes the character intriguing enough that you can see how O’Neill is attracted and repulsed by this guy. He admires him in some ways while he can’t stand to be around him in other ways. Phillipe has been an actor that has always bugged me with his pillow lips non-acting. I actually forgot he was Ryan Phillipe and believed he was the character, which is very impressive. Maybe acting opposite Chris Cooper helped him with that.

Rating: B

 


May 29 2007

Grindhouse

Category: 2007,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 9:54 pm

Grindhouse

Directed: Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Tracie Thoms, Zoe Bell

Double-feature in the style of the 70′s grindhouse flicks. Planet Terror is about biochemical zombies and Death Proof is a car-chase, slasher film.

I loved this movie so much that I saw it two weekends in a row, opening weekend with Marci and then dragged my parents, Jer, his dad and Marci to see it again. Of course, there wasn’t any arm twisting to get Marci to see it again. We had so much fun that it reminded me that seeing movies in the theaters can be a good time. The theater was huge and packed. Everyone was really into it, including the trailers before the actual movie. After one trailer for the Nic Cage movie, Next, one guy said during the silence at the end of the trailer “I want to see that,” which caused everyone in the theater to laugh. Anyone that sees this movie outside of a theater might not have the same experience. I don’t know if it’ll make the movies any less great, but it just won’t be the same watching something so fun with other people enjoying themselves just as much.

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May 27 2007

TV Shows: Week of May 27

Category: TV,Upcomingvelveetahead @ 10:29 am

New Shows

On the Lot
Channel: FOX
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Monday, May 28

It actually started last week, but it was narrowing down 50 wannabe directors down to 18. The actual fun starts tonight where their short films will be shown and viewers get to vote for their favorites. The bottom three will be eliminated the next night.

Ex-Wives Club
Channel: ABC
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Monday, May 28

It is a five episode series where people who have gone through painful breakups get help from three celebrities that have gone through similar situations: Angie Everhart (Sylvester Stallone), Shar Jackson (Kevin Federline) and Marla Maples (Donald Trump).

The Next Best Thing
Channel: ABC
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Wednesday, May 30

Judges and viewers will vote for who is the best celebrity impersonator.

Hidden Palms
Channel: CW
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Wednesday, May 30

After a year in rehab for drugs and alcohol, a teenage boy is starting fresh in Palm Springs with his mom and her new husband.

Traveler
Channel: ABC
Time: 10/9c
Premieres: Wednesday, May 30

A preview of the show aired a few weeks ago, but at 9/8c there will be a rerun of the premiere followed by a new episode in its regular time slot. Three grad students are on a cross-country road trip when one of their pranks gets blamed for a terrorist attack. Two of them think that the third, Will Traveler might have set them up. They are on the run from the FBI while trying to figure out who is Will Traveler.

Pirate Master
Channel: CBS
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Thursday, May 31

Sixteen people act like pirates while trying to search for $1 million in treasure.

Sources: The Futon Critic


May 25 2007

Movies Opening May 25

Category: 2007,Movies,Openingvelveetahead @ 2:14 pm

Nationwide Releases

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Directed: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley

Everyone goes to bring back Jack Sparrow from the dead and have a mighty battle between pirates and everyone else.

RT Score: 48%
RT Consensus: POTC: AWE provides the thrilling action scenes, but mixes in too many characters with too many incomprehensible plot threads.

Roger wouldn't be so jolly if he had to sit through Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, a tiresome, disorienting walk down a 165-minute-long plank.
– Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

Just about every character in At World's End comes with his or her own agenda, and the movie grows top-heavy as we attempt to keep track of who's trying to accomplish what.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer does deserve a shoutout: It takes a kind of genius to sucker audiences into repeatedly buying the same party tricks.
– Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

Yep, it's a bit too long and more than a little convoluted. It's still one of the best times I've had at the movies this year.
– Scott Weinberg
Cinematical

If you loved the first two movies, you're going to love this one, and for good reason. Verbinski wonderfully mixes comedy, action and drama, and gives each character something special to do.
– Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

Bug
Directed: William Friedkin
Starring: Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Harry Connick, Jr.

Two lonely people hook up in a seedy motel and then start to believe that bugs have gotten under their skin and into their brains. Are they crazy or is it really happening?

RT Score: 58%

Bug, written by Tracy Letts, was originally an intimate, unsettling play in which the confines of the stage could reflect the emotional and psychological claustrophobia of the subject matter.
– Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

This "smaller" experiment turns out to be William Friedkin's best film in over 20 years.
– Scott Weinberg
FEARnet

you realize they are just going to keep talking and talking and talking for the whole movie, when you wish they would SHUT UP!
– Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

The cheesy soundtrack and the lacklustre acting undermine [director Friedkin's] efforts at turning an intelligent play into a scary movie.
– Susan Walker
Toronto Star

Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon (who reprises his stage persona) never allow us to categorize the main characters as one-dimensional nut jobs but two emotionally fractured souls who retreat into paranoid delusion.
– Desson Thomson
Washington Post

Limited Releases

Paprika
Directed: Satoshi Kon
Starring: Megumi Hayashibara, Toru Furuya

By day, a woman is a research psychotherapist, but by night she can enter people's dreams and figure out what's really bothering them.

RT Score: 92%

Fiercely provocative, Paprika shames Hollywood’s use of animation as a kiddie pacifier.
– Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

As Valentines to the power of cinema, big dreams and the inner child go, it doesn't get much more exhilarating than this.
– Luke Y. Thompson
New Times

The animated blast of the summer- a rowdy, racy, brilliantly executed sci-fi psychedelic head trip that may just blow you away.
– Pete Hammond
Maxim

Soulless characters in remarkably flat animation talking epistemological gobbledegook among watered-down psychedelia.
– Jurgen Fauth
About.com

I can't claim to have followed the story line of Paprika any better than I did Pirates of the Caribbean, but this mind-blowing, adult animated adventure from Japan is half the length and maybe five times as much fun.
– Lou Lumenick
New York Post

Angela-A
Directed: Luc Besson
Starring: Jamel Debbouze, Rie Rasmussen

A petty thief owes tons of money to a gangster so he decides to kill himself when a statuesque blonde woman jumps off the same bridge. He decides to jump in after her to save her and they form a bond while trying to turn his life around.

RT Score: 49%

Angel-A shows how director Luc Besson can be French in a way that even the French might despise.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Angel-A never finds the heart in a promising It’s a Wonderful Life premise.
– Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

Besson's first behind-the-camera outing since 1999's The Messenger is as skeletal as his model-turned-leading lady.
– Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Not an especially surprising or eventful story, it is, nevertheless, a reasonably satisfying little tale of a character down on his luck who finds out that life can be tolerable after all.
– Steve Rhodes
Internet Reviews

Genial performances and a pleasing plot are elevated to the stuff of cinematic majesty by Thierry Arbogast's glorious monochrome photography, which recalls the Parisian vistas of the nouvelle vague.
– David Parkinson
Empire Magazine

The Boss of It All
Directed: Lars von Trier
Starring: Jens Albinus, Peter Gantzler

The owner of an IT firm wants to sell his company except there is no CEO. He invented one to hide behind whenever he needed to tell his employees bad news. He hires an actor to play the big boss when those that want to buy the company want to meet him.

RT Score: 83%

This satire of empty-suit capitalism has scalding moments, but most of it suggests Being There meets The Office gibberized into theater of the absurd.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Such a clever premise that you can almost count the days until Hollywood tries to adapt it into a whimsical comedy vehicle for Tim Allen, Will Ferrell or the like.
– Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

Cynical, misanthropic and embittered. Von Trier delivers some rueful, strangled laughs, most driven by the simmering guerrilla war between employees and management.
– Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Lars von Trier must be mellowing in his old age – this is a delightful farce with a frequently hilarious script strong comic performances.
– Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

von Trier is just too self-absorbed a filmmaker, too much "the boss of it all" to allow for anything as anarchic and joyful as a screwball comedy to bloom from this material
– Jay Antani
Boxoffice Magazine

Ten Canoes
Directed: Peter Djigirr, Rolf de Heer
Starring: Richard Birrinbirrin, Johnny Buniyira

Over a thousand years ago, the aborigines in northern Australia tell a young man an even older story about how they deal with war, magic, love and revenge to stop him from breaking Tribal law by stealing another man's wife.

RT Score: 92%

Alongside the witty tone, the film is brilliantly well-paced and technically exquisite.
– Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

One of the most surprising things about the movie is how much fun it is. The story Minygululu tells has components as exciting as any American action movie, and the relationships are as compelling as the best melodrama.
– Jim Hemphill
Reel.com

An enchanting fable rich in authenticity and shot through with unexpected humor.
– Megan Lehmann
Hollywood Reporter

People in Australia a thousand years ago laughed more spontaneous than we do today and they had no clothes, cell phones, TVs, condos: 'Ten Canoes' is so well told you can believe it.
– Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

The biggest surprise is the humour. With David Gulpilil's often irreverent and occasional mischievous narration, the dialogue is revealing and at times hilarious. We are taken into a world that we have never seen before.
– Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile

Hollywood Dreams
Directed: Henry Jaglom
Starring: Tanna Frederick, Justin Kirk

A woman arrives in Hollywood from Iowa with dreams of becoming an actress, but she finds out about the reality of how Hollywood really works.

RT Score: 33%

This take on the classic story of an ingenue trying to make her way in the City of Angels is no pleasure — not when the ingenue is Margie Chizek (Tanna Frederick).
– Marcy Dermansky
About.com

Hollywood Dreams is meant to be an insider's tale, but it feels like it comes from the cinema of hangers-on.
– Ty Burr
Boston Globe

Makes late night infomercials seem exciting by comparison.
– Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

Knowing but never jaded, Hollywood Dreams is driven by Ms. Frederick's no-boundaries commitment to her broken character, a performance that's as startling as it is touching.
– Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times

Hollywood Dreams is a must for Jaglom fans. For other viewers, it will depend upon how much they can take of Jaglom's improvisational style and Frederick's over-the-top, tear-filled acting.
– V.A. Musetto
New York Post

Golden Door
Directed: Emanuele Crialese
Starring: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Vincenzo Amato

In 1904, a Sicilian widow makes way for the New World of America on a steamship and meets an intriguing woman on the voyage.

RT Score: 68%

Despite a few welcome bits of whimsy, Door feels as long as a transatlantic voyage.
– Gregory Kirschling
Entertainment Weekly

Beautifully made but simple-minded Oscar bait, a film guaranteed to offend no one and to attract a large contingent fans who will love it for the nobility of its intentions and the earnestness of its performances.
– Jim Hemphill
Reel.com

A cinematic treasure, dipped in the delights of magical realism and the enchanting dual consciousness of cultural relativism.
– Prairie Miller
WBAI Web Radio

An enlightening, historically accurate look at what the ancestors of many Americans went through. At a time when another kind of immigration debate rages, it's also an important reminder of where many of us 'Americans' came from.
– Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

The acting is superb, especially the always alluring Charlotte Gainsbourg as a mysterious Englishwoman taking the ship to America. Agnes Godard's lensing is painterly, and Crialese's direction is seamless.
– V.A. Musetto
New York Post

Orange Winter
Directed: Andrei Zagdansky
Starring: Leonid Kuchma, Victor Yanukovich, Victor Yushchenko

Documentary about the corrupted Ukrainian presidential election in 2004.

RT Score: 40%

[Doc's] failure to systematically lay clear, linear historical groundwork for the events of late 2004 and 2005 is obviously deliberate, but without it the film is unenlightening to anyone not already conversant with the history of modern Ukraine.
– Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Andrei Zagdansky's tedious time capsule of the event makes peculiar assumptions about audience familiarity with Ukrainian politics beyond what trickled into the headlines, blowing past potentially fascinating story threads for 72 minutes of pure B-roll.
– Aaron Hillis
Village Voice

A workmanlike piece of efficient reportage.
– Joe Leydon
Variety

Orange Winter is more than a mere history lesson. [This] movie characterizes a body politic as a living thing,and charts its internal changes as if it were the protagonist in a drama.
– Matt Zoller Seitz
New York Times

Gives us little more than vacation footage coupled with an eighth-grade history report.
– Frank Lovece
Film Journal International


May 24 2007

The Proposition

Category: 2006,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 11:05 am

The Proposition

Directed: John Hillcoat
Starring: Guy Pearce, Ray Winstone

Australian western set in 1880s starring Guy Pearce as a bad guy who is captured along with his younger brother. The law guy offers him a proposition to save his younger brother’s life by killing his older brother still out on the loose that the law guy believes is the mastermind behind the brothers.

The three brothers in the movie are supposed to be violent and hated by everyone. Their past actions are hinted at for half the movie, mostly due to the men not wanting to say anything horrible in front of the woman, the sheriff’s wife. The sheriff and his wife are amusing since they are British living in the Australian desert, but not really trying to fit in with the desert. Their house with the white picket fence sticks out in the expansive empty desert. They wear heavy Victorian clothing and must be sweltering from the heat at all times.

In the time between learning that the brothers are heinous criminals and finding out what they actually did, we are introduced to the middle and youngest brother. Guy Pearce is the middle brother who has split from his older brother for being a little too crazy and violent. He takes care of the youngest brother who seems to be a tad slow, and along for the ride of whatever either brother is doing, not really understand the consequences of his actions.

When it is revealed what the brothers did, it isn’t clear if it was just the older brother, and that’s why the other two fled, or if they were all in on it. The crimes they are accused of is never shown and it is only explained by the police so they might not know all the details. They just blame all the brothers for the act. The police set up a deal with the middle brother when they catch him and his younger brother hiding out somewhere. They are keeping the youngest captive and will kill him for all their actions if he does not deliver his oldest brother to them by a certain date. The police can’t find the oldest brother anywhere since he is wily and working with the aborigines out in the desert. The stupid white men aren’t friends with the aborigines and keep some of them as almost slaves. Throughout the movie are the overtones of the British colonizing Australia, trying to run out the aborigines, and trying not to fit in with the climate or people of the land.

The movie had an intriguing set up and beautiful scenery. A great amount of time is spent checking out the scenery since there are many scenes where there isn’t much talking, while looking out at the Australian outback. The movie moves along at such a languid pace that I had to resist the urge to nap in between anything happening. I also expected the oldest brother to be charismatic, giving some reason why the younger brothers would follow him into violence and help keep him free, yet he wasn’t even interesting, let alone charming.

Towards the end, there is a glimpse of what might have actually happened during the original crime, and the older brother really committed the violence while dragging the youngest into it too, but at that point I was so bored, I couldn’t wait for the movie to end. I was very disappointed.

Rating: C-


May 21 2007

Disney World: Arriving, Animal & Magic Kingdom

Category: Adventuresvelveetahead @ 9:58 pm

I blab too much so I’m posting this in parts. Here are the first two days!

Saturday, May 12

Jer and I got up and packed so early, that we went to the airport about four hours before our plane took off. We ate at Stanford’s, since we had tons of time. Then we went over to Gustav’s to have beer. Keiran and Lynz met us over there a couple of hours later.

Then we were off on our million hour flight to Dallas. In Dallas, everyone agreed with me that the Dallas airport is sucky. We landed in one terminal and had to transfer to another one. Their Skylink was fast, even though some of the stops were creepy. Lynz and I determined that there were ghosts in the ones with no people. Luckily our stop had people in it. Then we boarded our plane for another million hour flight to Orlando.

The plane took off late in Dallas so we arrived late in Orlando at almost 12:40am. We didn’t get to our hotel until after 2am. That’s when we found out that Disney World has better security than airports! They wouldn’t let our taxi through the front gates until they could verify someone’s name and ID on the hotel room. Then the guard didn’t like that our taxi driver didn’t have a real taxi license on him so he wrote him up for that saying that he was going to report him. Craziness!

After that, we found out that only crazies work the graveyard shift at our hotel, Port Orleans French Quarter. The lady was very nice, but she mumbled and wandered off randomly while checking us in. She might have explained that our room keys were also our passes to get into the parks, but none of us heard anything like that. Once when she had wandered away, Keiran turned around and asked if we could understand anything she said. Nope!

None of us could understand her crazy drawings to our room, but we found them. Jer and I walked into the room with Jim and Amy2 waking them up, but they got up pretty quickly. Keiran and Lynz went into the room with Sharon and Aimi. They did not want to wake up, even though they were closer to our time zone than Jim and Amy2.

We made sure everyone was awake, hugged, unpacked and passed out.

Sunday, May 13

After almost five hours, we were up and moving! Jim and Amy2 had a plan to get up and eat at the food court for breakfast. Sharon came to meet up with us while Keiran, Lynz and Aimi slept in a big longer. I had some surprisingly good biscuits and gravy but the downside was no-taste bacon.

Animal Kingdom

Everyone was ready to go when we returned so we headed out to get on the bus ride for the long ride over to Animal Kingdom. It was the park that was furthest from our hotel.

Once we arrived, we went storming through the park at super speed. Apparently we were headed to Everest, which was at the very back of the park to get a FastPass. Not many people were there yet, so we just went on it. It was similar to the Matterhorn with the crazy yeti trying to attack everyone. It was a pretty cool rollercoaster that went forward and backward with parts of it in pitch black. We had so much fun that we went on it immediately afterwards!

After that, we were all good and dizzy. Our next plan of attack was to head over to Africa (Everest was in Asia) to get on the safari ride. We were distracted by monkeys that were swinging in the middle of the park. Aimi averted her eyes while the rest of us were amused with their long, gangly arms and crazy monkey singing. We didn’t make it to the safari ride since we decided to make a quick stop at the Kali River Rapids. We really cooled off there since we all pretty much were soaked. We realized on the way out that one area were water squirted up was controlled by people on the bridge. We were already wet by that point so I didn’t care if they got us any more wet.

Then we were all cooled off for the Kilimanjaro Safari. It was still cool enough that we saw almost all the animals out and about, except the cheetahs. They were hiding. We did get to see a baby flamingo, which was super cute. He was a little gray fluffball that was toddling after his mom and made a big jump into the water. When we finished, Keiran and Lynz were hungry since they didn’t eat breakfast (Aimi had a cookie in the hotel room), so they went off to find something. The rest of us wandered for a bit before meeting up again.

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May 20 2007

2007-2008 TV Upfronts: Part 1

Category: TV,Upcomingvelveetahead @ 7:30 pm

Upfronts are when the television networks show off what they picked up for their fall and spring schedules so advertisers will decide where to spend their money when it comes time to actually air the shows.

Canceled Shows

Some shows were canceled during the season, while others weren't announced until the upfront meetings with advertisers last week. Here is a listing of all the shows that will not be returning this fall.

ABC
According to Jim, Big Day, Daybreak, Extreme Makeover, The George Lopez Show, The Great American Dream, Help Me Help You, In Case of Emergency, The Knights of Prosperity, The Nine, Show Me the Money, Six Degrees, What About Brian

CBS
3 Lbs, Armed & Famous, The Class, Close To Home, Jericho, The King of Queens, Smith, Waterfront

CW
All of Us, Gilmore Girls, Reba, Runaway, Seventh Heaven, Veronica Mars

FOX
Drive, Happy Hour, Justice, Nanny 911, The O.C., The Rich List, Trading Spouses, Vanished, The War At Home, The Wedding Bells, The Winner

NBC
20 Good Years, Andy Barker P.I., The Apprentice, The Black Donnelleys, Crossing Jordan, Grease, Identity, Kidnapped, Raines, Real Wedding Crashers, Studio 60, Thank God You're Here

Sunday

New Series New Timeslot


Sunday
 
ABC
CBS
CW
FOX
Fall 07
FOX
Spring 08
NBC
Fall 07
NBC
Spring 08
7:00 America's Funniest Home Videos 60 Minutes CW Now NFL post-game King of the Hill Sunday Night Football Dateline
7:30 Online Nation American Dad
8:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Viva Laughlin Life is Wild Simpsons Simpsons Law & Order
8:30 King of the Hill Family Guy
9:00 Desperate Housewives Cold Case America's Next Top Model Family Guy The Sarah Connor Chronicles Medium
9:30 American Dad
10:00 Brothers & Sisters Shark       Lipstick Jungle
10:30

 

New Shows

Viva Laughlin
Channel: CBS
Time: 8/7c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Lloyd Owen, Hugh Jackman, Madchen Amick, Eric Winter, D.B. Woodside

A musical mystery drama executive produced by Hugh Jackman about a businessman who dreams about opening up a casino. CBS swears it will not be like Cop Rock. It is an American take on the BBC show Viva Blackpool. Ripley (Lloyd Owen, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles) is the optimistic businessman who has to get extra financing from his competition Nicky Fontana (Hugh Jackman). Being charged of murdering his ex-partner or the demands of his family keeps him down.

CW Now
Channel: CW
Time: 7/6c
Genre: Reality

From the producers of Extra, it will be a celebrity gossip and style show.

Online Nation
Channel: CW
Time: 7:30/6:30c
Genre: Reality

Shows video clips found online.

Life is Wild
Channel: CW
Time: 8/7c
Genre: Drama

A blended family is moved from New York City to a game reserve in South Africa. It was shot entirely in South Africa so there will be many wild animals that show up.

The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Channel: FOX
Time: 9/8c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Lena Headley, Thomas Dekker, Richard T. Jones, Summer Glau

Takes place after the end of Terminator 2 where Sarah and John Connor are fugitives and other technological baddies. Sarah decides to go on the offensive against the machines while John struggles with the news that he is supposed to be the future leader of the world.

Lipstick Jungle
Channel: NBC
Time: 10/9c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Brooke Shields, Kim Raver, Lindsay Price

Based on Candace Bushnell's (Sex and the City) book about three powerful women dealing with their business and personal lives. Brooke Shields is a movie executive, Kim Raver is an editor-in-chief of a fashion magazine and Lindsay Price is a fashion designer.

Monday

New Series New Timeslot


Monday

 
ABC
CBS
CW
FOX
Fall 07
FOX
Spring 08
NBC
8:00 Dancing with the Stars How I Met Your Mother Everybody Hates Chris Prison Break Prison Break Deal or No Deal
8:30 The Big Bang Theory Aliens in America
9:00 Sam I Am Two and a Half Men Girlfriends K-Ville 24 Heroes
9:30 Rules of Engagement The Game
10:00 The Bachelor CSI: Miami       Journeyman
10:30

 

Sam I Am
Channel: ABC
Time: 9/8C
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Christina Applegate, Jennifer Esposito, Melissa McCarthy, Jean Smart, Tim Russ, Kevin Dunn

After an 8-day coma, a woman comes out of it with retrograde amnesia. While she tries to piece her life back together, she finds her friends and family are keeping secrets from her, mostly that she was not a nice person and her coma might have been a result from an unsuccessful murder attempt. She tries to become a nicer person, but the evil, bitchy ways are so much easier.

Big Bang Theory
Channel: CBS
Time: 8:30/7:30c
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Christina Applegate, Jennifer Esposito, Melissa McCarthy, Jean Smart, Tim Russ, Kevin Dunn

Comes from the same guy who made Two and a Half Men. A pretty girl moves in next door to two geeks, which turns their lives upside down.

Aliens in America
Channel: CW
Time: 8:30/7:30c
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Dan Byrd, Amy Pietz, Patrick Breen, Lindsey Shaw, Adhir Kalyan

A 16-year-old boy's mom decides to have a foreign exchange student, but isn't thrilled when he turns out to be a Pakistani Muslim. Critics are very shocked that CW is being this provocative with one of its sitcoms.

K-Ville
Channel: FOX
Time: 9/8C
Genre: Drama
Cast: Anthony Anderson, Cole Hauser, Maximiliano Hernandez, Faust Blake Shields, Tawny Cypress, John Carroll Lynch

Two years after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans is slowing building itself back up with very few cops to help keep the crime in check. Two new partners that went through the ordeal struggle with their pasts. This show was the most impressive new FOX show that critics saw.

Journeyman
Channel: NBC
Time: 10/9c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Kevin McKidd, Brian Howe, Gretchen Egolf, Moon Bloodgood, Reed Diamond, Charlie Wyson

A man has a good life, but finds himself unwillingly traveling through time to change people's lives in the current time for better or worse. He finds information that could save his fiance's life in the past, but what will that do to his current wife and son in the future? The pilot was NBC's highest-testing pilot in five years so it won the highly coveted slot following Heroes.

Tuesday

New Series New Timeslot


Tuesday

 
ABC
CBS
CW
FOX
Fall 07
FOX
Spring 08
NBC
8:00 Cavemen NCIS Beauty and the Geek New Amsterdam American Idol The Biggest Loser
8:30 Carpoolers
9:00 Dancing with the Stars Results Show The Unit The Reaper House House Chuck
9:30
10:00 Boston Legal Cane       Law & Order: SVU
10:30

 

Cavemen
Channel: ABC
Time: 8/7c
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Bill English, Dash Mihok, Nick Kroll, Kaitlin Doubleday, John Heard, Stephanie Lemelin

Based on the Geico caveman commercials. Seriously.

Carpoolers
Channel: ABC
Time: 8:30/7:30c
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Faith Ford, Fred Goss, TJ Miller, Jerry O'Connell, Allison Munn, Jerry Minor, Tim Peper

Four men carpool to and from work sharing their dreams, fears, complaints and randomness with each other about their marriages, work and whatever else they are thinking.

Cane
Channel: CBS
Time: 10/9c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Jimmy Smits, Hector Elizondo, Nestor Carbonell, Rita Moreno, Paola Turbay, Eddie Matos, Michael Trevino, Lina Esco, Sam Carman, Alona Tal, Polly Walker

The dramas that take place in a Cuban-American family that runs a rum and sugar business in South Florida. It isn't thrilling most critics.

Reaper
Channel: CW
Time: 9/8c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Bret Harrison, Allison Hossack, Andrew Airlie, Kyle Switzer, Nikki Reed, Ray Wise, Tyler Labine, Valarie Rae Miller

A slacker finds out that his parents have always been easy on him since they sold his soul to the devil before he was born. When he turns 21, the devil tells him that he must be his bounty hunter, collecting souls to send back to hell. He gets his two slacker friends to help him with his missions.

New Amsterdam
Channel: FOX
Time: 8/7c
Genre: Drama
Cast: Nikolaj Coster Waldau, Zuleikha Robinson, Alexi Gilmore, Stephen Henderson

An immortal is a NYPD detective who was made immortal in 1642. He will finally grow old and die once he finds true love, but decides in the meantime to use his decades of experience to solve crimes.

Chuck
Channel: NBC
Time: 9/8C
Genre: Drama
Cast: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strzechowski, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster, Adam Baldwin, Natalie Martinez

Chuck is the supervisor of the Nerd Herd at a computer store when he somehow gets an email with all the world's spy secrets embedded into his brain. Now people are after him and his life just became more exciting.

 

Sources: TV Guide


May 18 2007

Movies Opening May 18

Category: 2007,Movies,Openingvelveetahead @ 10:13 pm

Nationwide Releases

Shrek the Third
Directed: Raman Hui
Starring: Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz

Shrek is filling in for the sick king in Far, Far Away, yet doesn’t want the job so he goes in search of the real king, Arthur who is still a teenager and doesn’t want the job.

RT Score: 42%
RT Consensus: Shrek the Third has pop culture potshots galore, but at the expense of the heart, charm, and wit that made the first two Shreks classics.

“Shrek the Tired” shows the series’ age; writers seem to be running out of classic stories to skewer, reaching awkwardly for the King Arthur mythos this time out.
- Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

Shrek the Third sticks to the swamp it knows best, in a mild climate of palatable jokes about fatherhood, high school, girl power, and a drug-education program for teens that advises ”Just Say Nay.”
- Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

There’s no disguising the fact that Shrek the Third has come down with a bad case of sequelitis. You know the symptoms: Lots of razzle-dazzle to distract from the hole at the center of the story. You know, the place where fresh ideas should be.
- Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

A blockbuster phenomenon that wouldn’t exist without the efforts of other films, and somehow smugly pats itself on the back for it.
- Andrew Wright
The Stranger (Seattle, WA)

Flat and pointless, Shrek the Third is a sequel made for the worst reason, merely to keep a mega franchise in the public eye and to position it for TV and Broadway spinoffs.
- Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

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May 11 2007

Movies Opening May 11

Category: 2007,Movies,Openingvelveetahead @ 7:54 pm

Nationwide Releases

28 Weeks Later
Directed: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
Starring: Rose Byrne, Robert Carlyle

The U.S. Army is brought to England to help the uninfected start rebuilding, yet it seems there is a new kind of zombie mutant.

RT Score: 70%
RT Consensus: While 28 Weeks Later lacks the humanism that made 28 Days Later a classic, it's made up with fantastic atmosphere and punchy direction.

Thematic resonance makes 28 Weeks Later stick to your nightmares. Hold on for a hell of a ride.
– Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

28 Weeks Later excels at creating a keen, creepy sense of a civilization stopped dead in its tracks.
– Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

Chaotic but oh so intense.
– Boo Allen
Denton Record Chronicle (TX)

This film is a gross error of judgement for all concerned, from the predictably repetitive plot resting on the freaky premise of its progenitor to the anti-cinematic whiz-blur-cam that passes for cinematography.
– Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile

Well worth seeing, especially for fans of the original. But all its brilliance only serves to compound the disappointing and pedestrian final half hour.
– Ian Winter
Channel 4 Film

 

The Ex
Directed: Jesse Peretz
Starring: Zach Braff, Amanda Peet, Jason Bateman

An ad exec becomes threatened at work when a new co-worker who used to be on cheer squad with his wife tries to vie for her attention.

RT Score: 20%
RT Consensus: The Ex suffers from inept direction and characters that are either unsympathetic or plain unpleasant to watch.

The so-called comedy, which is really only a sacrificial lamb tossed in front of the "Spider-Man 3" behemoth, is about as funny as a foreclosure notice.
– Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

What if Zach Braff acted in one more quarter-life-crisis movie, and instead of Sundance it went straight to video? If only that's what had happened to The Ex.
– Gregory Kirschling
Entertainment Weekly

The Ex, directed with a breathtaking lack of instinct by Jesse Peretz, is always at least a half-beat off.
– Phoebe Flowers
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

So much of comedy is in the timing, though, and The Ex doesn't quite know when to quit. Or at least move on.
– Michael Booth
Denver Post

About the only person here who seems to be working hard for laughs is Braff. Even Bateman, who was so brilliantly hysterical on TV’s Arrested Development, is denied any major comic moments. And that’s a crime.
– Robert W. Butler
Kansas City Star

Georgia Rule
Directed: Garry Marshall
Starring: Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan, Felicity Huffman

Lindsay Lohan plays an out of control daughter to Felicity, so she takes to live with her grandmother in a small Idaho town for the summer to straighten her out.

RT Score: 19%
RT Consensus: Comedic and dramatic in all the wrong places, Georgia Rule is a confused dramedy that wastes the talents of its fine cast.

Lohan hits a true note of spiteful princess narcissism. Unfortunately, it's the only note the film allows her to play.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Quite a bit smarter than some of director Garry Marshall's other weepies… but his big, happy, clumsy style ultimately isn't suited for finely tuned melodrama.
– Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

Unlike the rest of today's crop of Hollywood party girl bimbos, Lindsay Lohan proves once again that she actually has some talent. Why she feels a need to play like she's a dumb Paris Hilton wannabe is beyond me.
– Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine

The tone is so inconsistent that the only effect it has is to confuse the audience.
– Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

Georgia Rule is a bad idea dreadfully executed — On Golden Pond with fellatio jokes and whimsical incest melodrama and Fonda playing her dad (who, more and more, she eerily resembles).
– Ty Burr
Boston Globe

Delta Farce
Directed: CB Harding
Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall

An army troop get dumped on the way to Iraq and end up in Mexico.

RT Score: 3%

Here's a sobering thought: If every war gets the comedy it deserves, could Delta Farce, a strenuously unfunny Three Amigos knockoff, be our M*A*S*H?
– Scott Brown
Entertainment Weekly

A salad bar of misogyny, homophobia and hatred for all things that aren't A) American, B) male, and C) stupid.
– Scott Weinberg
Cinematical

It's not just stupid, it's offensive.
– Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com

There are henpecked-husband jokes, gay jokes, turd humor, mispronounced Iraq war terms, guys asking "Who farted?" and lots more Crackel Barrel comedy.
– Kyle Smith
New York Post

No one expects Delta Farce to compete with The Godfather or Titanic for Academy Awards supremacy, but you would expect everyone involved to try harder to be funnier instead of repeating every joke over and over again.
– Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

Limited Releases

Day Night Day Night
Directed: Julia Loktev
Starring: Luisa Williams, Josh Phillip Weinstein

A young woman who has no accent, and it is not clear of her nationality, prepares to become a suicide bomber that will set off a bomb in Times Square.

RT Score: 71%
RT Consensus: Day Night Day Night is a minimalist drama that refuses to indulge in stereotypes, making it all the more realistic and chilling.

A stunt masquerading as a statement.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

[Director] Loktev provokes in her audience an involuntary shudder, because we realize that whether an act is madness or inspiration really depends on what side you're on.
– John Anderson
Newsday

I’m frankly flummoxed about what Day Night Day Night adds up to, but its 'You Are There' allure is potent.
– David Edelstein
New York Magazine

Day Night Day Night, a movie about a suicide bomber, may be serious, and it is certainly sure of itself. But it is also maddeningly, purposefully evasive.
– Stephen Holden
New York Times

DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT has an intriguing premise but I did feel that the filmmaker failed to deliver on her intentions.
– Ted Murphy
Murphy's Movie Reviews

Provoked – A True Story
Directed: Jag Mundhra
Starring: Aishwarya Rai, Miranda Richardson

A Punjabi woman living in London sets her husband on fire after 10 years of abuse from him, which lands her in jail until a group protests her imprisonment.

RT Score: 30%

Director Jag Mundhra doesn't do enough to clarify that killing, however horrible the man, really isn't okay, even for beautiful women.
– Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

Courtroom drama about the landmark decision which established Battered Women's Syndrome as a defense, at least in England, where relief for an abused wife is now just a Molotov cocktail away.
– Kam Williams
EURWeb

The true story deserved something much more gritty and intense than Provoked was able to deliver.
– Rebecca Murray
About.com

Provoked is just about worth seeing for its important subject matter and for Aishwarya Rai's performance but it's a real struggle at times, due to the astonishingly inept direction.
– Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

A clueless [director] Mundhra tackles the subject with a heavy hand and a contrived script. The result is a daytime soap mixed with a second-rate women-behind-bars flick.
– V.A. Musetto
New York Post

ShowBusiness: The Road to Broadway
Directed: Dori Berinstein
Starring: Kristen Chenoweth, Alan Cumming

Follows one Broadway season (Taboo, Avenue Q, Wicked) to show what goes on to put on a Broadway musical.

RT Score: 88%

A notable addition to highly under-populated field of documentaries about the inner mechanics of putting on a great big show.
– Jason Clark
Slant Magazine

The doc does a fine job conveying the magic of the Broadway experience, along with the particular heart and soul of those who work there.
– Gary Goldstein
Reel.com

Even blessed with an all-access pass, ShowBusiness is incapable of being considered anything besides a hooray-for-Broadway memento.
– David Fear
Time Out New York

Short on insight. You'll have to look elsewhere than this love letter to the Great White Way to explain why Wicked and Avenue Q became huge hits, and why Caroline, or Change joined Taboo as a costly flop.
– Lou Lumenick
New York Post

There's more drama in the backstage creative process shown here than in much of Broadway's onstage showmanship.
– Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

The Hip Hop Project
Directed: Matt Ruskin
Starring: Doug E. Fresh, Russell Simmons

A program that helps New York City teenagers use rap as something positive in their life.

RT Score: 57%
RT Consensus: Director Matt Ruskin's enthusiasm for the project is readily apparent, but his film is unfocused, meandering, and frustrating to watch.

First-time director Matt Ruskin is a skilled documentarian; he releases information gradually so the narrative develops in an organic fashion that is consistently engaging.
– Ted Fry
Seattle Times

the bottom line is that Kazi and his cohorts would be even better served by a film that was more than only intermittently involving, and The Hip Hop Project is not that film.
– Jim Hemphill
Reel.com

This is a story you’ve heard before: Inner-city kids falling to drugs/crime/pregnancy are saved by the power of music/dance/art. Don’t let that premise dissuade you from checking out this documentary.
– Jessica Grose
L.A. Weekly

All of this is related in a well-meaning, would-be uplifting but ultimately ham-handed manner somewhere between a PBS documentary and a TV movie of the week.
– Jim DeRogatis
Chicago Sun-Times

There is some inspired camera work during some of the performance sequences, but none of the performances themselves stick. It's a shame when a film about the power of music doesn't contain one memorable song.
– Adam Graham
Detroit News

The Salon
Directed: Mark Brown
Starring: Vivica A. Fox, Terrence Howard

If you couldn't get enough of Barbershop, here is the same movie, but with women.

RT Score: 15%
RT Consensus: Having been delayed several years, The Salon's pop culture references are stale and its story and characters were better done in the Barbershop series.

The movie was shot more than three years before its release, and it shows, as when the salon's resident golddigger says: "Anna Nicole Smith — I aspire to be just like her."
– John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

The unremitting jokes and insults between blacks and whites, gays and straights, might make the hair on your head (and arms) press and curl from all of the crass and overdone sass.
– Cherie Dennis
Time Out New York

The movie is a little windy and over-the-top, and the gossipy references to J-Lo and Anna Nicole Smith are woefully outdated.
– Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader

The film's feisty cast and generally sunny outlook make for warm and reassuring comfort viewing, the equivalent of a straight-from-the-box dish of mac and cheese.
– Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

This is one of those films where everything simply feels wrong, from the clunky dialogue to the obvious staging.
– Tom Long
Detroit News

Duck
Directed: Nicole Bettauer
Starring: French Stewart, Philip Baker Hall

In 2009, a man heads off west after the last city park closes. He leaves with his duck that has been following him like he is its mother.

RT Score: 57%

Philip Baker Hall throws himself into the role ever so convincingly opposite his anthropomorphized companion in a manner reminiscent of Jimmy Stewart with his imaginary 6-foot tall rabbit in Harvey, and Tom Hanks with Wilson the volleyball in Cast Away.
– Kam Williams
NewsBlaze

The filmmaker is good with actors, and in Hall, she has a lead with such innate authority that you can’t take your eyes off him, even when he’s manhandling flapping waterfowl.
– Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly

There are precedents for this kind of old-coot-and-adorable-pet cinema, but the director, a USC film grad, demonstrates little in the way of keenness or even sentimentality.
– Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out New York

There are precedents for this kind of old-coot-and-adorable-pet cinema, but the director, a USC film grad, demonstrates little in the way of keenness or even sentimentality.
– Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

A series of stagy vignettes that never builds to a point.
– Frank Lovece
Film Journal International

Blind Dating
Directed: James Keach
Starring: Eddie Kaye Thomas, Chris Pine

A good looking blind guy is still a virgin, much to the horror of his brother who sets out to fix this problem.

RT Score: 29%

There's actually a sweet little romantic comedy at the core of Blind Dating, fighting its way to get out of the cruder, crasser outer shell.
– Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Christopher Theo's script aims for American Pie raunch, which doesn't work in a watered-down PG-13 form.
– Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune

The fact that Blind Dating provides a relationship between two characters whom the audience desperately wants to see wind up together is ultimately all that matters.
– Jim Hemphill
Reel.com

The chemistry between Leeza and Danny is the only saving grace of this messy film. It's almost as if the writers couldn't stand to just watch them sweetly fall in love.
– Annemarie Moody
Arizona Republic

I wouldn't even describe what Dating becomes as ambitious. It's just sloppy, and corrupts the comfortable level of mediocrity it made peace with early on.
– Brian Orndorf
OhmyNews.com

Casting About
Directed: Barry Hershey

Documentary about the casting process of a film.

RT Score: 50%

The acting process is joyously celebrated in Casting About, a captivating documentary shot entirely in audition rooms during the search for three thesps for a feature film.
– Richard Kuipers
Variety

This film stands as a tribute to the actresses who put their hearts on the line.
– Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

There’s no insight here, only voyeurism, and one blisteringly fine German performer reading from [director] Hershey’s appalling script.
– Helen Shaw
Time Out New York

Casting About may be a definitive account of the cinematic audition process.
– Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

A ready-made DVD special feature
– Kent Turner
Film-Forward.com


May 07 2007

Last King of Scotland

Category: 2006,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 10:01 pm

The Last King of Scotland

In 1971, Idi Amin took over the country of Uganda with the promise of freeing it from British control. When he fled in 1979, he had executed 300,000 of his own people.

For being a movie that is about Amin's rule over Uganda, he isn't the main character of the movie, and at times, not the focal point either. The movie begins with Nicholas (James McAvoy) who becomes a doctor, but then just to spite his father, he decides to go work in Africa instead of some high paying private practice gig. There isn't much built into his character. We are given little bits of "issues" and then move on. He seems to fit into the village he is working in and makes a pass at Gillian Anderson, who is the wife of another doctor working in the village, except he's gone somewhere else an awful lot. I really have no idea why Gillian Anderson is in this movie, even though it was nice to see her again. Her character doesn't even provide a sounding board for Nicholas and is discarded pretty early on in the film when he becomes Amin's private doctor.

When this movie came out, I checked out the website to see who Amin was because I didn't know. He did horrible things to his own people. I don't believe this was really touched upon in the movie at all. It is barely mentioned and only referenced at various times. At the end, it shows that the people of Uganda to this day cheer and celebrate his death. That is a really bad man to have people continue to celebrate his death to this day. I don't believe the executions needed to be shown, but all the violence is so distant that it doesn't seem as much of an atrocity compared to just reading about what he had done on the website. If a website can be more effective than a movie, I think it has some issues.

Forrest Whitaker is highly impressive though. He is playing a monster of man, yet he is scary in a very calm way. He can be frightening with just a look or give the sense that he might kill someone at any second before breaking into laughter. He doesn't do it by what he says so much as embodying this scary man. He fully deserved his Oscar for his performance. He really is the only thing worth watching, but is the movie worth watching for just him? I think at least once, but to really get a sense of what actually happened, check out the website! :)

Grade: B- 


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