Jun 13 2007

28 Weeks Later

Category: 2007,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 12:54 am

28 Weeks Later

Directed: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
Starring: Rose Byrne, Robert Carlyle

The U.S. Army is brought to England to help the uninfected start rebuilding, yet it seems there is a new kind of zombie mutant.

The movie doesn’t start out 28 weeks later, but only a few days after the end of the first movie. It starts out very frightening and gross, then heartbreaking when you don’t believe what one character does to another one. To say too much would give it away, and I think it is the best twist of the movie.

It jumps forward to 28 weeks later where the U.S. Army has taken over London. It has deemed the central part of London safe and decontaminated since the last zombie died six months earlier. There are still the outer parts of London and England that have not been decontaminated. There are dead bodies and grossness still out and about, which some kids come across after they are reunited with their dad (the kids had been out of the country on vacation when the zombie mess happened) and snuck out since they couldn’t spend two seconds inside the contaminated zone. They run into other interesting things out there, which leads to a recontamination of almost everything.

After that, there is just a bunch of running, yelling, bloodshed, and so forth. What started out with an interesting twist gets lost in the standard horror thriller where everyone dies one by one. While one zombie does seem to have a personality, and is very sneaky, like a rogue zombie, but everything else gets tiresome. While the first movie had characters running around, there was an extra tenseness of what had happened and wondering if everywhere in the world was like London. Those questions have been somewhat answered already, so it just leaves a bunch of running, killing zombies and then dying from zombies.

The end has a slight twist that is fun, but so many people you might have been rooting for are dead, so you just don’t care by the end if anyone is alive. Maybe that’s why I thought the twist was fun. I just didn’t care anymore. I was just glad it was over.

Rating: C

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Jun 11 2007

The Fountain

Category: 2006,Movies,Reviewsvelveetahead @ 12:33 am

The Fountain
Directed: Darren Aronofsky

Traveling through three time periods–1500, 2000 and 2500 to cover the themes of life, love and death.

This movie is a mess. When it began, I thought we had started watching it in the middle. Sometimes movies start out in the middle or the end of a story, but go back to explain it. The entire movie felt like the middle of the movie with no beginning or end.

The middle of the movie would be the near present where a doctor's wife has brain cancer. He isn't dealing with her dying well while she has decided to write a book about a Spanish conquistador searching for the Fountain of Youth for the queen of Spain. Rachel Weisz is the wife and the queen. Hugh Jackman is the doctor and the conquistador. There is also a future part where it seems that Weisz is a tree of life while Hugh Jackman is living in a bubble.

The future part annoys me the most. It could be that I don't know what's going on or it could be that I kept falling asleep during the movie which happen to be during the future parts. The overall theme seems to be that people in love should enjoy their times together instead of looking for ways to extend life and missing out on enjoying what they have now. The woman seems to get that while the man never does, not even in the end. Sucks to be him!

Rating: D


Jun 10 2007

Movie Watching Group Idea

Category: Movie Watching Group,Moviesvelveetahead @ 5:17 pm

I thought it might be fun if each of us took turns declaring a movie that we all need to watch. It could be a new movie that you want to see, and want everyone else to see. Or it could be a movie that you love and want to make sure everyone else watches. It could be something you haven’t seen in years and want to see if it is as fabulous as you once thought. It could also be something that is cheesy, but you love it and want to torture everyone else! It could be a movie in the theaters or something we could get on Netflix. I’m thinking Netflix is the easiest way, but I will leave it up to the person.

We can rotate around. Once a person announces a movie, we all go watch it, order it on Netflix, etc. Then someone starts a review post and the rest of us add to it. After we are all done, we move onto the next person.

**Update**

I’m putting a time limit on movie reviews of one month so we can keep things moving. Jer’s movie will be January’s movie. Amy is up next so she can come here and put up her next movie a few days before February to post her movie pick for that month and so on.

Rotating order of movies:

Marci
Coni
Jer
Amy
Sharon
Jim

Post if you want to join the group and I’ll add your name to the bottom of the list. Also, if you haven’t reviewed any of the above movies yet, click on the link to add it.


Jun 09 2007

TV Shows: Week of Jun 10

Category: TV,Upcomingvelveetahead @ 8:29 pm

New Shows

John From Cincinnati
Channel: HBO
Time: 10/9c
Premieres: Sunday, June 10

From the creator of Deadwood, a surfer family in California get visited by John from Cincinnati and weird things start happening, like the dad starts levitating and a pet parrot that might perform miracles. Luke Perry also stars as a surf-store owner.

Lil' Bush
Channel: COM
Time: 10:30/9:30c
Premieres: Wednesday, June 13

Animated series about the imagined adventures of George Bush as a kid along with his friends Lil' Condi, Lil' Cheney and Lil' Rummy.

Returning Shows

The Loop
Channel: FOX
Time: 8:30/7:30c
Premieres: Sunday, June 10

Last season: Sam becomes the youngest exec at an airline.

This season: More of the same with a grumpy boss and an oversexed co-worker.

Kyle XY
Channel: ABC Family
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Monday, June 11

Last season: Kyle decides to leave the family that raised him and move in with his genetic prototype "dad".

This season: Kyle learns more about where he came from and his superpowers. There is also a girl just like him, Jessi XX, which doesn't please Kyle's girlfriend.

Big Love
Channel: HBO
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Monday, June 11

Last season: Bill continuously fought with his father-in-law, Roman, who is the prophet of the compound that he left, yet his parents and brother are still there. Youngest wife, Margene had some sexual tension between her and Bill's oldest son with wife Barb, but Margene ends up pregnant again. Middle wife, Nicki, racked up over $68k in credit card bills and makes a mess of things by asking her father, Roman, for money when Bill is trying to separate his financial ties from Roman and his home improvement stores. Barb was continuously conflicted about being part of the polygamist family, but was up for a Mother of the Year award until her family's secret came into light.

This season: Bill searches for who outed his family's secret. Barb considers if she wants to leave the family, which leaves Nicki and Margene to run the family's affairs. Since they aren't very responsible, this can only lead to major headaches.

Last Comic Standing
Channel: NBC
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Wednesday, June 13

Last season: Josh Blue won last season and Anthony Clark bored everyone with his zombie hosting job.

This season: Bill Bellamy is the new host. There are also new talent scouts, past contestants, Alonzo Bodden, ANT and Kathleen Madigan. The talent pool has also been expanded to an international search, with stops in London, Montreal, and Sydney before going to Los Angeles, New York, Minneapolis, San Antoni and Tempe.

Top Chef
Channel: BRAVO
Time: 10/9c
Premieres: Wednesday, June 13

Fifteen chefs compete in Miami Beach for $100,000 seed money to start their own restaurant. Each week, they compete in a test of basic cooking skills and an elimination challenge.

 

Rescue Me
Channel: FX
Time: 10/9c
Premieres: Wednesday, June 13

Last season: After the death of his son, Tommy and Janet separate again. She begins seeing his brother, Johnny behind his back. When Tommy finds out he beats the crap out of him. Later on Johnny gets shot by bad guys he was about to testify against. Tommy feels guilty about not making up with him before he died. Janet is pregnant and it is unclear if it is Tommy's kid (from a very violent sexual encounter between the two of them) or Johnny's kid. She wants the baby either way to replace their dead son.

Lou went into a downward spiral from the hooker taking all his life savings from the previous. Lou starts seen a soon-to-be-ex nun and planned to leave fire fighting to go to Florida with her on his cousin's boat. He realizes that he doesn't have sea legs so that idea goes out the window.

Franco dates Susan Sarandon who finds out that he took his daughter from the adoption agency illegally. She steals her since he can't report it without losing contact with his daughter altogether. His daughter does have a better life, but Franco still misses her. He starts dating a photographer/bartender that looks a little too much like his daughter, which she discovers when she finds pictures of her around his apartment. They get really serious and he even eventually wins over the affections of her mentally challenged, very protective brother that she takes care of. Franco studies and then fails his lieutenant's exam.

Jerry takes a second job since the old folk's home costs are too much. The bar he works as a bar back never pays him and he can't complain since it was going to be under the table. They string him along until they decide to fire him. He ends up having a heart attack while having sex with the illegal immigrant who was taking care of his wife. She leaves him without calling 911 since she doesn't want to be deported. Franco finds him later and he recovers in the hospital while finally reconciling his his gay son.

Probie Mike gets very confused about his sexual feelings since he seems to like his roommate, who is gay, a bit too much. The guys at the house find out about it and make fun of him. He tries to transfer to a new house and they make fun of him for that. Tommy stands up for him and tells Probie to stay.

Sean starts dating Tommy's sister Maggie. It is a mess of a relationship, and they end up getting married at Johnny's funeral in the cemetery. Classy!

Sheila is thrilled when Tommy decides he's going to leave fire fighting since it looks like Lou is leaving to Florida, Franco was taking his lieutenant's exam, Probie was transferring and Jerry was in the hospital. They get a house on the beach. Tommy decides he doesn't want to retire after everyone isn't leaving. Sheila doesn't take kindly to the news. She drugs Tommy and accidentally sets fire to the house. She leaves the house since she is drunk. Then she feels guilty, and goes back inside, but passes out from the smoke.

This season: Janet gives birth, Tommy is accused of starting the beach house fire, Jerry's son wants his father at his commitment ceremony, Richie wants Franco to marry his sister, Lou and the nun are still dating, and Jennifer Esposito is a volunteer firefighter who rescues Tommy. Does Sheila make it out of the fire or did crazy go up in flames?

Sources: TV Guide , Entertainment Weekly


Jun 08 2007

Movie Opening Jun 8

Category: 2007,Movies,Openingvelveetahead @ 11:33 am

Nationwide Releases

Ocean's Thirteen
Directed: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon

Al Pacino is a casino owner who double-crosses one of the crew, so the rest of them set out to break "the Bank" of the casino.

RT Score: 68%
RT Consensus: Ocean's Thirteen reverts to the formula of the first installment, and the result is another slick and entertaining heist film.

The movie is all heist, which Soderbergh carries off in high style.
– Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

[A] delectably elaborate and savory soufflé of a mother-of-all-scams sequel.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Can audiences still be entertained by this baker's dozen beating unbeatable adversaries, breaking unbreakable safes, or crashing uncrashable security systems? I still am.
– Ross Anthony
Hollywood Report Card

All told, this thing has to be one of the dullest caper movies ever made.
– William Arnold
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Ocean's Thirteen is as lazy and laid-back as a softball game with the beer keg at second. And it's just as enjoyable.
– Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune


Surf's Up
Directed: Chris Buck
Starring: Jeff Bridges, Brian Benben

Mockumentary about the Penguin World Surfing Championship.

RT Score: 74%
RT Consensus: Surf's Up is a laid back, visually stunning animated movie presented in a witty mockumentary format.

Cleverly told from the perspective of a reality-show film crew on hand to tell the story behind the Penguin World Surfing Championships, the film cuts a curl of brisk family fun.
– Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

As formulas go, the movie, team-written and -directed, sneaks in more tubular charm than the average adult ticket buyer might expect — or that very young attendees might appreciate.
– Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

Surf's Up is so ingenious and fresh, and features such truly awesome CGI, that another summer with penguins is genuinely welcomed.
– Angela Baldassarre
Sympatico.ca

The abundance of schmaltz that plagued Happy Feet is thankfully missing here, though the movie does make sure to shoehorn in the obligatory flatulence gags.
– Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing

Hollywood's latest attempt to capitalize on penguin appreciation features a forgettable plot, fountains of toilet humor and enough surfing scenarios to make a viewer seasick.
– Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly

Hostel: Part II
Directed: Eli Roth
Starring: Bijou Phillips, Lauren German, Heather Matarazzo

Americans die some more in European hostels in gross and imaginative ways.

RT Score: 54%
RT Consensus: Offering up more of the familiar sadism and gore, Hostel: Part II will surely thrill horror fans.

Eli Roth has actually improved upon the first Hostel film, delivering a higher quotient of gore, but more importantly delivering an incredibly streamlined, and dare I say, mature spin on the slasher genre.
– Spence D.
IGN Movies

Those looking for wanton gore and violence may be sated, but those expecting more from this talented filmmaker might be slightly disappointed.
– Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

It's sick. It's twisted. Some scenes made me want to throw up. But I loved it. God help me.
– Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

Hostel: Part II has something that most bigger-budgeted and more heavily promoted sequels don't: the ambition to not only repeat the experience of its predecessor, but to expand and improve upon it.
– Jim Hemphill
Reel.com

No doubt about it: Roth is a talented guy. But it would be nice to see him use his skills in the service of something other than more sadistic, pandering, pornographic violence.
– John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press

Limited Releases

The Method
Directed: Marcelo Pineyro
Starring: Eduardo Noriega, Najwa Nimri

Seven candidates are vying for the same job, but if they want to continue they have to undertake the Gronholm Method test, which could prove very dangerous.

RT Score: 60%

Gripping but insignificant, The Method suggests Glengarry Glenn Ross with its teeth knocked out by Tony Soprano and nursed back to health by Mark Burnett.
– Ed Gonzalez
Slant Magazine

The film is delightful, like a quality Gilligan's Island for these nervous globalized times.
– Pam Grady
Reel.com

Ostensibly-inspired by The Apprentice, what this reality movie's missing most is a cocky host with a cotton candy-colored comb-over. How do you say, 'You're fired!' in Spanish.
– Kam Williams
NewsBlaze

Gil's screenplay doesn't do much to open up the play for film, but Piñeyro certainly does everything he can to make the audience forget they're watching a film version of a play, using constant camera movement, quick edits, and reframing to keep the audience visually engaged during extended dialogue scenes.
– Mel Valentin
eFilmCritic.com

12:08 East of Bucharest
Directed: Corneliu Porumboiu
Starring: Mircea Andreescu, Teodor Corban, Ion Sapdaru

Seventeen years after the revolution in Romania that caused the dictator and his wife to flee, a local television station has invited two men who were around at the time to recount their histories, but the more the tell, the more people wonder if the revolution actually happened.

RT Score: 100%

Filmed in real time, the unraveling call-in program is a comedy of embarrassment (The Office, without the asides to the camera, but just as dry).
– Kent Turner
Film-Forward.com

Corneliu Porumboiu's drolly witty black comedy 12:08 East of Bucharest is an understated gem, infused with gimlet-eyed humor, weary pathos and surprising tenderness.
– Timothy Knight
Reel.com

The introductory half hour feels overly protracted, but the comedy works perfectly, mainly because of the excellent direction of the actors (who all have a faultless comic timing) and the witty script.
– Boyd van Hoeij
europeanfilms.net

The buoyant little comedy 12:08 East of Bucharest puts its finger on the problem in the best tradition of East European humor, savvy but concrete, gentle but sharp as a knife.
– Deborah Young
Variety

Romanian filmmaker Corneliu Porumboiu grapples with his country's troubled recent past in this wonderfully droll, Cannes Camera d'Or winner about a local TV station owner who attempts to define the events of December 22, 1989.
– Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

You're Gonna Miss Me
Directed: Keven McAlestar
Starring: Roger Kynard Erickson

Documentary about singer Roger Kynard "Roky" Erickson who is considered to be one of pioneers of psychedelic music, but struggled with drug addiction and schizophrenia, while his mother locked him away his her house without any kind of medical treatment.

RT Score: 77%

Director Keven McAlester thinks he's making Crumb, but he doesn't give you enough of [Roky] Erickson in his glory. You're Gonna Miss Me has the taint of exploitation.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Another dysfunctional American family gets its documentary close-up in the sad but involving You're Gonna Miss Me, the story of legendary music pioneer Roger "Roky" Erickson.
– Gary Goldstein
Reel.com

With battered archival footage and celebrity worship, [director] McAlester skimps on perspective and complexity.
– Aaron Hillis
Village Voice

You’re Gonna Miss Me is still a great meld of rock history, the sociological and familial impacts of mental disability and some courtroom intrigue.
– Don R. Lewis
Film Threat

Keven McAlester's superb documentary about Texas singer-songwriter Roky Erickson scratches the surface of an artist's life only to find a welter of insanity, secrets and family dysfunction.
– Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide


La Vie En Rose
Directed: Oliver Dahan
Starring: Gerard Depardieu, Marion Cotillard

Biopic of singer Edith Piaf.

RT Score: 92%
RT Consensus: The set design and cinematography are impressive, but the real achievement of La Vie en Rose is Marion Cotillard's mesmerizing, wholly convincing performance as Edith Pilaf.

Hurtling and impassioned, driven by some of the greatest popular music ever recorded, this wildly overripe and unkempt biopic is a true experience.
– Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

France's waiflike songbird Edith Piaf gets an involving cinematic treatment by director Oliver Dahan that resembles her messy and traumatic life.
– Angela Baldassarre
Sympatico.ca

An astonishing performance by Marion Cotillard as the legendary French chanteuse Edith Piaf whose life was a rollercoaster ride of exhilarating highs and incredibly depressing lows.
– Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

Ms. Cotillard [is] the movie's centerpiece, and its end-all, be-all. It's a spectacular one-woman show, but not really a movie.
– Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

It's the role of an actress' lifetime, and Marion Cotillard pretty much knocks it out of the park.
– Jack Mathews
New York Daily News

Belle Toujours
Directed: Manoel DeOliveira
Starring: Bulle Ogier, Michel Piccoli

Two characters from Belle de Jour meet 38 years later where one seeks revenge on the other one.

RT Score: 63%

An ill-advised attempt to recall the wickedness of Buñuel's original by a director who is coming from a totally different perspective in his filmmaking.
– Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Drains all the mystery out of a masterpiece.
– Keith Uhlich
Slant Magazine

Toujours suggests either creative immortality of a work of cinema as it flows through the imaginative process from one director to another, or simply sexual obsession perpetually unresolved. Or perhaps even a little of both.
– Prairie Miller
WBAI Web Radio

Both performers make the most of skimpy roles, raising an eyebrow or focusing a gaze. But only those who’ve forgotten Buñuel’s psychosexual daring will find such modest achievements nourishing.
– Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out New York

The 98-year-old [director] Oliveira addresses the beauty and cruelty of aging with such subtlety that the movie is worth taking on its own terms, as the hard-earned musings of its creator.
– Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

Your Mommy Kills Animals
Directed: Curt Johnson
Starring: Katherine Heigl, Jessica Biel

Documentary about the animal rights movement and how our current government is labeling them a terrorist group.

RT Score: 100%

A documentary that both informs and entertains, and that will invite animated debate–which is precisely what a good documentary should do.
– Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

Your Mommy Kills Animals will more than likely still draw you in with its unbiased approach — and, no matter where you stand on the issue of animals, you will definitely learn a lot about people.
– Staci Layne Wilson
Buzzine Magazine

The most controversial, provocative, inflammatory and thought-provoking film of the year!
– Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

This film shines a clear light on the dark controversy surrounding our treatment of animals.
– Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Terrific documentary on the animal rights movement that allows all sides in the debate to make their points.
– Louis Proyect
rec.arts.movies.reviews


Jun 03 2007

TV Shows: Week of Jun 3

Category: TV,Upcomingvelveetahead @ 8:56 pm

New Shows

Creature Comforts
Channel: CBS
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Monday, June 4

Aardman Animations (Wallace & Gromit) takes real-person interviews, but has claymation animals doing the talking for them.

Fast Cars & Superstars
Channel: ABC
Time: 8/7c
Premieres: Thursday, June 7

Twelve celebrity drivers get partnered up with NASCAR stock car racers.

Returning Shows

Hell's Kitchen
Channel: FOX
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Monday, June 4

The third season starts with 12 hopeful chefs striving to be head chef in Las Vegas.

America's Got Talent
Channel: NBC
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Tuesday, June 5

Brandy is no longer a judge and William Shatner is no longer the host. New host is Jerry Springer and Sharon Osbourne is the new judge. David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan are still the other two judges trying to figure out who is the most talented out of the random people on the show.

American Inventor
Channel: ABC
Time: 9/8c
Premieres: Wednesday, June 6

Second season starts with new judges George Foreman, Pat Croce and Sara Blakely.

Sources: TV Guide


Jun 01 2007

Movies Opening Jun 1

Category: 2007,Movies,Openingvelveetahead @ 12:37 am

Nationwide Releases

Knocked Up
Directed: Judd Apatow
Starring: Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogan

After a one-night stand a pretty girl finds out she is pregnant with an average guy's kid and she isn't sure how she feels about it.

Mr. Brooks
Directed: Bruce A. Evans
Starring: Kevin Costner, William Hurt

The perfect businessman and family man is also a serial killer that no one expects until some peeping tom takes a picture of him sneaking into a house where people end up dead.

Gracie
Directed: Davis Guggenheim
Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Carly Schroeder

The only daughter in a family full of brothers, Gracie petitions to take her older brother's position on the varsity soccer team when he dies.

 

Limited Releases

 

Day Watch
Directed: Timbor Bekmambetov
Starring: Konstantin Khabensky, Vladimir Menshov

The sequel to Night Watch and also based on the book series of the same name. In Moscow, there is an ancient war between light and darkness that has had a truce until now.

Pierrepoint – The Last Hangman
Directed: Adrian Shergold
Starring: Timothy Spall, Juliet Stevenson

Based on the true story of Albert Pierrepoint, a executioner who hanged some of Britain's most infamous murders and Nazi war criminals. He became a minor celebrity until public opinion changed to not like capital punishment any longer.

The Trials of Darryl Hunt
Directed: Ricki Stern, Anne Sundberg

Documentary about a black man wrongly accused by a Klan member of raping and murdering a white woman who spent 20 years behind bars until DNA cleared him. Then he spent another 10 years in jail until he was finally freed.

Crazy Love
Directed: Dan Klores
Starring: Burt Pugach, Linda Pugach

Documentary about the obsessive, deranged love affair between 32-year-old married attorney Burt Pugach and 20-year-old young woman, Linda, that was chronicled in all the newspapers and magazines during 1959 and the '60s.

I'm Reed Fish
Directed: Zackaary Adler
Starring: Jay Baruchel, Alexis Bledel

A radio DJ in a small town is about to get married in three weeks yet finds himself attracted to a local singer.

Rise: Blood Hunter
Directed: Sebastian Gutierrez
Starring: Lucy Liu, Michael Chiklis

Lucy Liu becomes a vampire and is pissed off about it.


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