Feb 09 2008

You, The Living

Category: 2007, Movies, Reviewsvelveetahead @ 5:19 pm

You, the Living

Directed: Roy Andersson
Starring: Jessika Lundberg, Elisabeth Helander, Bjorn Englund

Short sketches in the daily lives of the Swedish. Seen at the Portland International Film Festival.

Poor movie. It has the bad luck that I decided to get violently ill halfway through it. No idea what happened, but I felt fine when I got there, and had intense pain about 15 min. in. After being there for an hour, I had to leave. An hour later, I was perfectly fine again. What the hell?

Anyway, if the rest of the movie went the way of the first half, it was pretty goofy but not outstanding. There were scenes where the audience found it a lot more hilarious than I did. One example was a guy telling a story to the camera while stuck in traffic about a dream he had the night before about being at a dinner party with a bunch of people he didn’t know. He wanted to lighten the mood so he pulled the tablecloth off the table, broke all the china and was arrested for it. He told the story and then the next scene was him walking around the table filled with china. This sent the audience into fits of laughter. It was cute, but it wasn’t laugh out loud hilarious. I would have loved if it was since I love laughing like that, but this was just cute amusing, not awesome funny.

Rating: C

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Feb 09 2008

Survivor

Category: Booksvelveetahead @ 4:38 pm

Survivor
Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Tender Branson is the last surviving member of the Creedish cult, but not for long as he has hijacked a plane which he intends to crash after he finishes telling his life story into the flight recorder.

The book starts and ends with Tender Branson in the hijacked plane where he has nicely served everyone their last meal, landed the plane somewhere so everyone could disembark except the pilot who jumps out with a parachute later on so that Tender can die on the plane himself. He has been telling his life story into a flight recorder the entire book because that is what Fertility, a girl he is fascinated with that can see the future, told him to do. She hates her gift, but tells him about the future so that he can use it in his messiah gig, which he becomes sick of himself and eventually leads to the hijacking.

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