The Avengers

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After having separate movies for Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and the Hulk, along with Black Widow and Hawkeye hanging out in other movies, all the superheros come together because Thor’s brother is throwing a tantrum on Earth. It is usually just Amy and I reviewing, but this time Sharon joined in on the fun.

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Coni: Are you ready for some Snazzle Review time?

Amy: Yes!

Coni: Sharon, do you want in on this too?

Sharon: I can try?

Coni: Mostly I ask questions and then we just start blabbing back and forth.

Sharon: Okay.

Coni: First, did you see all the movies leading up to Avengers? All the back story movies?

Sharon: Yes I did.

Amy: Yes, but not Hulk. It wasn’t the same hulk so I say that I should get credit.

Sharon: Both Hulk, both Iron Men, Captain America, Thor.

Coni: I did like Sharon and watched them all!

Sharon: weee!

Coni: Well, the second Hulk was really the back story leading up to this one.

Amy: I saw Captain America twice! Once on the boat! So I want some credit.

Sharon: Yes bouncy Hulk sucked.

Coni: It just seems that no one likes Edward Norton so they never work with him again.

Coni: Agreed! Bouncy Hulk was so very bad.

Amy: Maybe he’s mean.

Coni: I think the most important ones to watch were Thor and Captain America since that’s where they got the plot to this one. I think you did that Amy!

Sharon: True.

Amy: I did! I did the prereqs!

Coni: Before getting into plot points, let’s discuss something important…

Coni: How would you rate the hotness of the people in the movie?

Sharon: 1 – 10 or 1-5?

Coni: However you like, go crazy!

Amy: HAWT LIKE TEH FIRE

Sharon: Tony Stark – 9, Steve (Captain america) 8, Hulk – 8, Thor 9, Hawkeye 9,  Blackwidow – 8

Amy: So hot that I would say, “OMG, that is hot.”

Sharon: Don’t like her lips.

Coni: haha

Coni: I liked Tony Stark more in the first Iron Man but still hot in this one. Capt. America is super duper hot. Thor is nice. My favorite was Hawkeye. Very nice arms. And Scarlett is always hot.

Amy: I can’t choose a favorite!

Coni: Oh and Hulk….ehhh…never really liked Mark Ruffalo. I did like him in the movie. He is just sad on the hotness scale.

Sharon: I don’t know, I find him oddly sexy.

Coni: Lots of people do and it confuses me.

Amy: He seemed kinda like professor sexy but he also was so sad.

Sharon: I liked how he was that odd smart kind of guy too.

Coni: Yes, I liked that he was smart but a little off.

Coni: How do you think the movie did with so many characters? Do you think they ignored anyone? Did you feel like they were trying to do too much so no one was left out? Or do you think it was well balanced?

Sharon: I had heard that it was well balanced on the radio and I have to say I agreed.

Amy: I felt it was well balanced. I knew going in it was a long movie but it did not feel like that!

Sharon: I thought they let each character really shine through. I like that they brought out Hawkeye and Widow too.

Coni: It wasn’t until the very end that I realized that the movie was long. I could have kept watching it which I find it is a good sign for success.

Amy: Agree!

Coni: Yes, since Black Widow wasn’t really in Ironman2 much and Hawkeye was blink and you miss in Thor, I liked we got to learn more about them.

Sharon: Totally agree. I wanted them to jump right into the next story!

Amy: I thought it was a tiny bit of cheating by having the backstory for Hawkeye and Widow be combined but it was still good.

Coni: Yes, I wonder if the backstory for Hawkeye and Black Widow was combined in comics…no clue!

Sharon: Yep I wonder.

Amy: We need to read more comic books.

Coni: I loved Black Widow’s first scene with the bad guy’s and how the one said “I wasn’t telling her ALL my plans.”

Amy: I liked how she said, “Let me put you on hold.” Then agent guy was listening to the fight like a hold music!

Coni: Haha. yes!

Sharon: That was hilarious.

Coni: It was those little things that I loved. Joss Whedon is awesome. Since those are the random throw away funny things that he did in Buffy, Angel and Firefly.

Sharon: I agree. I hope he does more of them.

Amy: I think he did a great job with this movie!

Amy: I loved all the little interactions.

Coni: I’ve heard some complaints about the alien henchman near the end being bland baddies, but I didn’t have an issue with them.

Sharon: I didn’t have an issue with them either. I was more interested in the rest of the action.

Coni: I thought that Loki was still the overall bad guy and they were his stormtroopers.

Sharon: I did think they over did it though. I hate when they make it thousands to six.

Amy: The aliens were okay. When the first big alien came out I thought it looked like an angry turtle.

Coni: haha

Coni: I also liked how Capt America got to be in charge. Oh! did you see Christy from “Growing Pains” in the movie?

Amy: Oh was that the blonde girl who got interviewed? I thought she looked familiar!

Sharon: I thought so too and couldn’t place her either! I think she will be back in another movie though. They showed too much of her.

Coni: Yes, they showed her way too much for her not to be somewhere else. They are making another Capt. America so she might be in that.

Amy: He can have a love interest!

Sharon: ME ME ME

Coni: Since the other one is old.

Amy: Maybe then he won’t be sad about being frozen.

Coni: and dead? I don’t remember.

Coni: Oh, I loved it when he said “I got that reference!”

Amy: I would guess dead, I don’t think they really said.

Sharon: He was frozen and somehow unfrozen.

Amy: Just when he woke up he said, “I had a date.”

Coni: hahaha

Amy: It was awesome when agent guy said, “I watched you while you were sleeping!”

Coni: OMG creepy!

Coni: Ooh, have you seen the meme about Robin from “How I Met Your Mother?”I had no idea she was going to be in Avengers.

Sharon: I don’t know that person.

Coni: You should watch that show.

Coni: Robin in Avengers meme.

Coni: You will only get that if you watch it, so Amy will get it.

Sharon: ahh ok

Amy: I get that reference!

Coni: haha

Coni: Whatever her first line was in the movie, I didn’t hear it since I was saying “Hey, it’s Robin!”

Coni: Did you stay through the credits? To the very very end?

Amy: Yes!

Sharon: All the way through!

Amy: That was so funny!

Coni: I guess whatever they were eating in the last scene (forget what it was called) has had sales go through the roof.

Sharon: Schwarma any one?

Coni: Something like that.

Sharon: I know a shwarma place near by. I don’t know what that is but shwarma after?

Amy: Yeah what is shwarma?

Coni: Site describing shawarma.

Coni: Well, they sound delicious, but I’m also hungry.

Coni: “You can spot the shawarma shops by their massive towering logs of revolving meat and their vertical red cookers that are sizzling the rawness away.” That sentence is hilarious.

Amy: I would eat one!

Amy: The flying ship was awesome.

Coni: The big flying military ship, Amy?

Amy: Yes, the big military ship!

Coni: It looked so heavy, I thought it was going to fall out of the sky.

Amy: It was flying with magic!

Coni: Okay, anything else to add for Avengers review?

Sharon: The best scene?

Sharon: Hulk quieting Loki.

Coni: Yes, that was the best scene. There was so much laughter from the audience.

Sharon: Hulk sucker punching Iron Man.

Amy: Best scene? So hard to say! Maybe when they were in the lab talking about what is really going on.

Sharon: See? Hulk had the best ones 😀

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