Haywire stars a real-life mixed martial artist that Steven Soderbergh saw fight and built a film around. Gina Carano is Mallory, a contracted black-ops type of agent hired out by the government to rescue someone but then ends up with the people coming after to kill her. She doesn’t know who to trust and must kick a lot of ass in the process. Amy and I went to see it for our Snazzle Review. Personally, I was excited since I love Ewan McGregor and recently became a fan of Michael Fassbender. I thought the combination of them and some good girl kicking butt action would make for a fine feature film. We discuss what we both thought about it and do discuss various plot points, so if you want to avoid spoilers, you will want to skip it.
Jan 26 2012
We Bought a Zoo
We Bought a Zoo is about a recent widower with two children who wants to start over so he finds a house out in the country that happens to be connected to a zoo. It then turns into a guy with no experience trying to run a zoo while still mourning his dead wife. It sounds ludicrous, so it has to be based on a true story or no one would believe it. Amy and I went to see it for our Snazzle Review. Then we got together to discuss what we thought about it. Warning, we do discuss some plot points so if you don’t want things spoiled, you might want to skip it.
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Jan 10 2012
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
A New Year’s Resolution that I created with the help of Amy is to watch more movies! I have really been slacking on watching movies the past couple of years, so we are going to change that. Not only will we watch movies, we are going to get together and review them afterwards as a team. We are calling this venture, Snazzle Reviews! Our first movie was one that came out at the end of last year (Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol), but neither of us had seen it yet. Let’s begin! We do talk about random plot points so you might want to skip it if you want to avoid any spoilers.
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Feb 14 2011
The Social Network
I was reminded right when the movie began that the screenplay was written by Aaron Sorkin. In the first scene, Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend talked very quickly while also having multiple conversations with one another at the same time. I felt like I was watching the early years of The West Wing where I had to pay full attention to make sure I caught what was going on. I have been guilty, in this day and age of multiple ways of entertainment available to me, of not fully paying attention to a television show or movie at home since I’m reading something off my smart phone, but I had to put it all down and just pay attention while watching this.
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Jan 04 2011
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
I’ve seen Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz that were different movies, but had the same theme of the same two leads and they parodied movies –zombie and action movies. I would not have guessed this one was by the same director. First, it didn’t star Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Second, it was just in a different vein. It is a mix of video game and comic book. When Scott Pilgrim has to make a decision, a decision wheel pops up in his head. When the phone rings, it actually says “Ring” on the screen. When there are fights, it is like watching the old Batman cartoons with the “Wham” and “Pow” popping up on the screen.
Scott Pilgrim is in a not very good rock band and he starts dating a high school girl that worships him and his band. Then he runs into another girl that he falls for immediately. The drawing that he shows a guy at a party to find out her name is excellent. I have no idea why he’s so infatuated with her because she isn’t given much time to actually talk in the movie. She isn’t much of a character, but it is easy enough to ignore since the movie is fun. She has seven evil exes that Scott has to fight in order to date her. That’s the only time that I wondered why he would fight people when he barely knows her, but I just went with it.
The seven exes are funny, the fight scenes are hilarious and the entire movie was highly entertaining. While Michael Cera plays himself in every movie he has ever been in, and he is the same way in this one, it does seem to be to a lesser degree. I didn’t find it to be a distraction like it could be in other movies. I also found his roommate to be very funny. He’s Macaulay Culkin’s brother. We decided he looked like his brother, but wasn’t as odd looking.That was a bonus. He could have been in it more than he was and I think it would have added to the movie.
Rating: A-
Dec 19 2010
3:10 To Yuma
Director: James Mangold
Starring: Christian Bale, Russell Crowe
Christian Bale is a rancher who is apparently in debt and who’s land is in the way of building the railroad. During a little cattle drive thingy with his sons, they stumble on Russell Crowe and his gang holding up a stagecoach. Crowe lets them live, but steals their horses. They find their horses a little ways away and make their way back into town with the lone survivor of the robbery.
Crowe gets arrested shortly after they get back into town by the sheriff. They set up a little team of lawmen and railroad people to transport the criminal to a nearby town with a railroad station so they can send him to prison to be hanged. Evidently he’s robbed and killed lots of people. They need extra help since Crowe’s gang is trying to free him, so they recruit Bale, who desperately needs the money.
As they head for the town with the train station, Crowe’s gang pursues and attacks them, Apaches try to kill them, and Crowe escapes once and gets recaptured by some railroad building people who want to kill him since he killed some of their family members previously. He’s an awesome guy. Christian Bale and the original captors eventually find and take him back though from the railroad builders
Once they get into the town, they barricade themselves into a hotel waiting for the 3:10 to Yuma train and recruit reinforcements of local deputies. Unfortuantely, for them, Crowe’s gang offers anyone in the town money to kill any of Crowe’s captors and so people start lining up to free him. It’s the wild west, apparently it’s okay to do stuff like this. Anyway, eventually the only people left guarding Crowe are Christian Bale, one of his sons, and a railroad official who bails on them. Before that, Bale makes a deal that if he can get Crowe on the train, the railroad official will go give a ton of money to Bale’s wife. I wasn’t paying enough attention at the beginning to know if it’s enough money to save their ranch and get them out of debt, but it was a lot. Bale and Crowe then make a run for the train and a huge shootout ensues with what’s left of Crowe’s gang and the townpeople looking to cash in. Through the course of the last act, Crowe starts to respect Bale for what he’s doing for this family and actually helps him along the way. This is partially because people are shooting everywhere and there’s a good chance Crowe will die in the fight and partially because he tells Bale he’s been to Yuma prison twice before and escaped, so it’s really not that big of a deal for him to get on the train. There is also a lot of cattle in this movie if you’re into that sort of thing.
I’m not a huge fan of Westerns, but this movie really is excellent. There are lots of recognizable people in this movie playing small parts like Peter Fonda as the guy who survives the stagecoach robbery, fat Luke Wilson as some random cowboy, and Gretchen Mol as as Christian Bale’s wife. She’s only in the movie for like 10 minutes, but she manages to look all constipated and unhappy, just like every other movie she’s in. Also, Ben Foster plays Crowe’s right-hand man and leads his gang to try and rescue him. He’s awesome and just shoots people randomly. Yet another piece of evidence in why you should not trust gingers. My favorite random part of this movie is a little spoilerish, but basically, Russell Crowe is trying to escape and has taken Peter Fonda hostage, then he just throws him off of a cliff. Awesome!
I’m not sure this movie is really suitable for repeated viewing, but it’s definitely worth watching one time.
Rating: Four stars out of five
Dec 09 2010
The Crazies
Director: Breck Eisner
Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell
A military plane carrying a bioweapon crashes near a small, Iowa town, leaking the contents into the water system. This makes almost everyone in the town start to go crazy and homicidal while the government quarantines the infected and tries to evacuate everyone else. In the meantime, they’re just shooting people that they think might be affected by the what-have-you. The story follows Olyphant, his physician wife, and one of his deputies as they try to break the military perimeter without getting blown up or killed by one of their crazy, killy, neighbors.
I had not intended to watch this movie, but it was on Starz one day and I like Timothy Olyphant so I gave it a shot. The movie is at it’s best when it sticks to being claustrophobic and paranoid. Unfortunately, it strays into being an action movie at times for really no reason at all and that severely limits the tense atmosphere. No one expects a movie like this to tell a super story or anything, but if it’s not going to, at least it could provide some memorable moments. Not sure it actually did that, though I did kinda enjoy the scene with the crazy who was stabbing people with a pitchfork in the hospital
I would have a hard time recommending this movie to anyone, though I can see where someone who doesn’t like good movies might. I just think it’s too schizo for it’s own good and in the end, just goes nowhere. Plus, the ending is stupid.
Rating: Two stars out of five
Aug 29 2010
Extract
Joel is the owner of an extract company. He found some way to make extracts even better than they were originally so he has made himself a nice living. He is tired of his job, he’s tired that his wife is no longer sexually interested in him and he is pretty much tired of his life. He wants to sell his company since he doesn’t want to deal with his employees that he feels need to be treated like children to get through the work day. A big company wants to buy out his company, which makes him thrilled that he’ll be away from all of it soon. Then one of his employees gets injured on the job and the company sale is on hold until that is finished. Add on top of all of this, a grifter named Cindy has breezed into town trying to get money where she can.
Aug 18 2010
MWG: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Throughout college, I would see the movie at the video store and think, “I must watch this movie since it says on the cover, ‘Worst Movie of All Time!’” Yet, there was some reason I didn’t rent it. Then, Tim Burton made the Ed Wood movie and my roommate, Angela, and I had a double feature with this movie and Ed Wood following it. This movie was so hilarious that I found the fancy docudrama a bit of a let down after seeing this cinematic feat. Also, I had this line as our voice mail message in college. I have not seen this movie since then, but I hope it is still as fantastically bad as I remember. Added bonus, it is available as an instant play on Netflix!
Netflix synopsis: After the embarrassing failure of the first eight plans, a group of evil aliens enacts plan nine — resurrecting the dead to take over the Earth. Bela Lugosi makes his final film appearance — along with Vampira, Tor Johnson, Criswell and a chiropractor acquaintance of director Ed Wood — in one of the most popular cult classics of the 20th century, a two-time winner of the Golden Turkey Award for Worst Film and Worst Director of all time.
RT Score: 63%
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