Aug 22 2008

Movies Opening August 22

Category: 2008, Movies, Openingvelveetahead @ 9:56 pm

Out of the wide releases this week, the critics aren’t loving any of the movies. Death Race doesn’t promise to be more than mindless, violent action, yet the critics did not have any fun watching it. It was too empty for them. Speaking of empty, House Bunny is the first movie for Anna Faris to lead, and even though critics like her, the story is about as blank as her character. The Rocker appears to just be a bad rip-off of School of Rock, Rainn Wilson’s character isn’t much of a stretch from Dwight on The Office, and he’s naked far too much in it. Finally, The Longshots is a stereotypical sports movie where a girl wants to play football, isn’t allowed on the team, but beats all odds by the end. The most shocking part about the movie, though, is it directed by Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst.

Nationwide Releases

Death Race
Directed: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane
Trailer

Synopsis: In order to go even more extreme with reality television, there is a racing competition inside a jail with the prisoners.

My Take: Perfect movie for when you need to turn off your brain, but still probably very horrible.

RT Score: 40%
RT Consensus: Mindless, violent, and lightning-paced, Death Race is little more than an empty action romp.

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Nov 30 2007

Movies Opening Nov 30

Category: 2007, Movies, Openingvelveetahead @ 3:02 pm

Nationwide Releases

What is up with the lack of nationwide releases this week? No one wanted to compete with Jessica Alba?

Awake
Directed: Joby Harold
Starring: Jessica Alba, Hayden Christensen
Trailer

Synopsis: A man is awake even with anesthesia for an open heart surgery. That’s not the worst of it since he can hear his surgeons making plans to kill him and collect millions.

My Take: The beginning part of the premise sounds intriguing, but the second half sounds tacked on so they could make an actual movie out of the subject.

RT Score: 13%

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