VH Corner

Grid listings for what is on each channel, what is new, and what is premiering. The show descriptions underneath are what I’m watching and what I recommend each week.

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Week of March 7

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Sunday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	HBO
7:00	Oscars Red Carpet	60 Minutes	Bones	‘Til Death	Dateline NBC
7:30				‘Til Death
8:00		Amazing Race 16	Movie: Hoodlum	Simpsons		Band of Brothers
8:30	82nd Academy Awards			Simpsons	Movie: Bad Boys II
9:00		Undercover Boss		Family Guy		Big Love
9:30				Family Guy
10:00		Cold Case				How to Make It In America
10:30						How to Make It In America

8pm

The Amazing Race – CBS
We Are No Longer in the Bible Belt (Germany)

The teams fly to Germany and retrace the early days of the Beatles. They also split up and team with a member of another racing pair to navigate a confusing train system and bungee jump in Hamburg.

9pm

Season Finale

Big Love – HBO
End of Days

In the Season 4 finale, the impending state-senate election gives Bill and Marilyn a chance for last-minute shenanigans, though news of a scandal in Kansas forces the Henricksons to reconsider a post-election plan to come clean about their polygamy. Meanwhile, Jerry and Tommy find a new threat at the casino; and Margene ponders her relationship with Ana.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Monday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	FX	SHO
8:00	The Bachelor: Jason and Molly’s Wedding	How I Met Your Mother	Life Unexpected	House	Chuck	Movie: Double Jeopardy
8:30		Rules of Engagement
9:00		Two and a Half Men	Gossip Girl	24	Trauma		Nurse Jackie
9:30		Big Bang Theory					United States of Tara
10:00	Castle	CSI: Miami			Law & Order	Damages	Secret Diary of a Call Girl
10:30							State of the Union

8pm

How I Met Your Mother – CBS
Of Course

Still hurting from the way Barney ended their romance, Robin gets aback at him by getting a beautiful self-help author, played by Jennifer Lopez, to turn the tables on Barney.

Chuck – NBC
Chuck Versus the Beard

Chuck loses his ability to "flash" and is forbidden to participate in a mission. But with his spy peers out on assignment, troublesome forces affect the benched Chuck back at the base.

Life Unexpected – CW
Bride Unbridled

Cate and Ryan pose as a happy couple as they host a wedding expo. Meanwhile, Baze recruits Jones to perk up a depressed Lux, and they wind up going out on a date.

House – FOX
Private Lives

A blogger who’s admitted with unexplained bruises and bleeding blogs about her symptoms and possible diagnoses–and about the doctors treating her. She also solicits advice from her readers about her treatment. This unsettles the team, especially after House and Wilson learn secrets from each other’s pasts online. Meanwhile, Chase begins dating again.

9pm

Gossip Girl – CW
The Hurt Locket

While Nate and Serena consider moving beyond being just friends, Dan and Vanessa try to put Dan’s profession of love behind them. Elsewhere, Blair realizes Chuck keeps thinking about the mysterious woman at his father’s grave; and Jenny goes to a state dinner with Damien.

24 – FOX
2:00 AM – 3:00 AM

A key person at CTU is demoted, and struggles to handle the change. Meanwhile, an annoying parole officer makes an appearance.

10pm

Damages – FX
You Haven’t Replaced Me

Patty sends Tom abroad to follow the Tobin money trail, and Winstone leaves town mysteriously. Meanwhile, Ellen must choose between her boss at the DA’s office and Patty.

Secret Diary of a Call Girl – SHO

The initial meeting between Ben and Duncan is a bit rocky, leaving Belle with a serious decision to make.

Castle – ABC
The Mistress Always Spanks Twice

A woman’s body is found hanging from bondage cuffs and covered in caramel sauce. The investigation leads Beckett and Castle into New York’s sexual-domination scene.

CSI: Miami – CBS
Getting Axed

The CSIs investigate the murder of an unpopular receptionist who was killed in her workplace with an ax.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Tuesday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	TNT	USA
8:00	Lost	NCIS	90210	American Idol	Biggest Loser: Couples	Bones	Movie: National Treasure: Book of Secrets
8:30
9:00	Lost	NCIS: Los Angeles	Melrose Place	Glee		Bones
9:30
10:00	The Forgotten	The Good Wife			Parenthood	Southland	White Collar
10:30

8pm

NCIS – CBS
Double Identity

The shooting of a Marine is investigated, and the team uncovers secrets about the victim that reveal a life they never suspected.

9pm

Lost – ABC
Dr. Linus

Ben must deal with the consequences of a lie.

Melrose Place – FOX
Oriole

Amanda has Ella plan a lavish party at her home to celebrate the arrival of her billionaire boyfriend. Meanwhile, Jonah and Riley try to start over.

NCIS: Los Angeles – CBS
Full Throttle

The team investigates the death of a sailor who died in an underground street race, and they find that his car was sabotaged.

10pm

Southland – TNT
Fleas

Alicia and Will defend an attorney arrested for murder, and Alicia discovers someone is slandering her on the Internet with postings that claim she is sleeping with Will to advance her career. Meanwhile, Peter makes plans for his retrial and works on improving his public image.

Southland – TNT
Butch and Sundance

Lydia and her new partner investigate a gruesome triple homicide that highlights their different approaches to the job. Meanwhile, Ben expresses concern over John’s use to pain pills; and Sammy’s troubles with his wife continue.

Parenthood – NBC
Man vs. Possum

Adam and Kristina try to digest the news that Max may have Asperger’s syndrome; Zeek encourages Sarah to aim high while she looks for a job; Crosby gets to know his son; and a mom from Sydney’s school irks Julia.

Season Finale

White Collar – USA
Out of the Box

In the first-season finale, Neal and Alex pair up to go after the elusive music box at the Italian consulate. Meanwhile, Peter asks Diana to help him get rid of Fowler.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Wednesday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	USA
8:00	Scrubs	New Adventures of Old Christine	America’s Next Top Model	Human Target	Mercy	Movie: National Treasure
8:30	The Middle	Gary Unmarried
9:00	Modern Family	Criminal Minds		American Idol	Law & Order: SVU
9:30	Cougar Town		High Society
10:00	Ugly Betty	CSI: NY			Law & Order: SVU	Psych
10:30

8pm

Human Target – FOX
Salvage & Reclamation

Chance reconnects with an old girlfriend when he goes to South America to protect an archaeologist whose discovery of a priceless artifact makes him a wanted man by a nation’s military and a ruthless bounty hunter.

8:30pm

The Middle – ABC
The Break-up

Axl has a new girlfriend and a sunny new disposition, until she breaks up with him. Meanwhile, watching a movie about zombies turns out to be a bad idea for Brick and for Sue, his babysitter.

9pm

Modern Family – ABC
Truth Be Told

Via Facebook, Phil invites an old girlfriend to stop by the Dunphys for a visit; Jay invents an alibi after he accidentally kills Manny’s pet turtle; MItchell takes a stand at work.

9:30pm

Cougar Town – ABC
Counting on You

Jules and Grayson debate the merits of platonic relationships; Andy upsets Ellie when he buys a motorcycle from Laurie; Travis is embarrassed by his father’s idea of fun.

10pm

Season Finale

Psych – USA
Mr. Yin Presents…

A would-be murderer makes deadly plans for Shawn that are modeled after classic Hitchcock films in the fourth-season finale.

Law & Order: SVU – NBC
Confidential

Benson and Stabler deal with a murder suspect’s fierce lawyer as they reopen a similar 20-year-old case. DA Jack McCoy then questions the legality of the attorney’s actions.

CSI: NY – CBS
Pot of Gold

The CSIs probe the murders of two young journalists who were investigating gold fraud.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Thursday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	FX
8:00	Grey’s Anatomy	Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains	Vampire Diaries	American Idol	Community
8:30					Parks & Recreation
9:00	Grey’s Anatomy	CSI	Supernatural	Kitchen Nightmares	The Office
9:30					30 Rock
10:00	Private Practice	The Mentalist			Marriage Ref	Archer
10:30						Archer

8pm

Community – NBC
Basic Genealogy

A Greendale event brings the group’s families to campus. Jeff, meanwhile, helps Pierce forge a bond with his stepdaughter, but the plan backfires when Jeff ends up catching her eye instead.

8:30pm

Parks and Recreation – NBC
The Possum

Leslie heads a task force to catch a pesky possum after it bites the mayor’s dog on a golf course.

9pm

The Office – NBC
St. Patrick’s Day

Michael’s objective to impress Sabre bigwig Jo Bennett takes a big hit when someone else wows her. Meanwhile, Dwight creates havoc for Jim, who’s just returned from paternity leave. And Andy and Erin’s first date takes an interesting turns.

CSI – CBS
Neverland

The CSIs investigate a boy’s murder and learn it may be connected to another homicide from the past.

Kitchen Nightmares – FOX
Le Bistro

Chef Ramsay visits Le Bistro, a French eatery in South Florida, and discovers that he and the head chef have similar culinary training. However, the head chef is in complete denial about the poor quality of his restaurant’s food and service.

10pm

Archer – FX
Job Offer

Archer takes a better-paying job at rival agency ODIN, and Malory is determined to get him back.

Private Practice – ABC
Triangles

Addison and Sam’s new girlfriend, Vanessa, disagree about how to treat a comatose surrogate who’s carrying triplets; Cooper and Sheldon’s personal differences over Charlotte get in the way of their treatment of a young patient; and Naomi must choose between William and the suddenly charming Gabriel Fife.

The Mentalist – CBS
Code Red

When a government scientist is poisoned and has only a few hours to live, she asks Jane to find her attacker.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Friday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	SyFy
8:00	Supernanny	Ghost Whisperer	America’s Next Top Model	House	Who Do You Think You Are?	Caprica
8:30
9:00	Supernanny	Medium		Kitchen Nightmares	Dateline NBC	Caprica
9:30			High Society
10:00	20/20	Numbers				Warehouse 13
10:30

9pm

Caprica – SYFY
The Imperfections of Memory

Amanda has unsettling visions of her dead brother, and a dark secret from her past is revealed; Joseph recruits Heracles to help him find his daughter in V-World’s New Cap City; a romantic connection complicates Zoe’s escape plans.

Medium – CBS
Allison Rolen Got Married

A bounce back in time to Allison and Joe’s wedding finds the couple prepping for their special day–and Allison facing up to the ever-expanding powers of her paranormal gift.

New Episode

Series/Season Premiere

Saturday
	ABC	CBS	CW	FOX	NBC	BBCA
8:00	Desperate Housewives	CSI		Cops	Parenthood	Survivors
8:30				Cops
9:00	Desperate Housewives	Criminal Minds		America’s Most Wanted	Law & Order	Survivors
9:30
10:00	Castle	48 Hours Mystery			Law & Order: SVU	Graham Norton Show
10:30

9pm

Survivors – BBCA

A charismatic preacher arrives at the survivor’s house with a group of disciples, and Anya becomes a suspicious of his motives.

Source: TVGuide.com